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Buxom
Post subject: Re: love.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:38 pm
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No, not my cousin.

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oxfan wrote:
Your cousin?

No, LADY ARMADILLO'S cousin...never mind... :?

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Buxom is going to marry Lady Armadillo's cousin? Well why didn't somebody just say that in the first place.

Wow, you're going to be related!
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Post subject: Re: love.
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oxfan wrote:
Buxom is going to marry Lady Armadillo's cousin? Well why didn't somebody just say that in the first place.

Wow, you're going to be related!

That would be terrible...not that we would be related, but that he was married to her. Poor guy...but maybe he could do what two other men have never done, and that's "be a good husband"... :roll:

Of course, Buxom might like her. She recently lost a lot of weight, and now she's down to 36-22-36.

Of course, that's just her right leg...

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Post subject: Re: love.
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No thanks, SA... I'm not sure if you were insinuating that I like large ladies, or ladies from the south, but no thanks.

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Buxom wrote:
No thanks, SA... I'm not sure if you were insinuating that I like large ladies, or ladies from the south, but no thanks.

She's not just a large lady from the south, she's so big she creates her own gravitational field that throws off many scientific surveys...(NASA Scientist: "Why is this satellite reading saying that the magnetic north pole is located near Fort Worth, Texas?") :lol:

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Not that I'm racist against fat people... I'm just not interested. I like this lady a lot.

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So, your cousin is fat? That doesn't make her a bad person.
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So, your cousin is fat? That doesn't make her a bad person.

No, her nasty attitude and surly disposition makes her a bad person... :lol:

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Awwww come on already! I thought we were talking about Buxom's cousin!
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O.K., let's get this all straightened out. If Buxom marries Lady Armadillo's cousin, will that make her his cousin too? And if they are cousins, what's gonna happen to Buxom's fat cousin?

Now that they're getting married, will they be coming to live with SA?

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You're a damn good troll.

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