The Legend of Ceri

ripitup555 · **Posted:** Tue Oct 11, 2011 3:59 pm

And he's kind to the environment to boot, cause..... he drives the faste.........he drives a prious milkfloat in the west

Beavers have a sort of (should we should'nt we) handbook entitled.. " Ceri's Law "

GTG · **Joined:** Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:08 pm **Posts:** 1307

Miami Mike wrote:

Look for "Ceri -The Official Autobiography" at Amazon soon! :wink:

All kidding aside, he's one of the most helpful, witty, ingenious, versatile, smart, sensible, crafty, subtle, intriguing, logical, caring, enthusiastic, meritorious, considerate, astute,
noble and brilliant peeps on this board.

I agree.

mclmk8d · **Posted:** Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:46 pm

Ceri walks down Denmark Street and all the guitars run out and bow down before him!

mclmk8d · **Posted:** Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:52 pm

Ceri wrote:

Hm. I know what this thread needs. Some Epic Socks:

Cheers - C

I'll see your "epic" socks and raise you my epic Converse Allstars!

I will spread Marmite on your socks and make them stinky!!! :lol:

Solid Body Love Songs · **Posted:** Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:59 pm

Screamin' Armadillo wrote:

Ceri can rebias an amp by placing his hand on the top of it.

Ceri refretted a Stratocaster using only dental floss and his wife's eyebrow tweezers.

There will be a limited number of the Eric Johnson Signature Strats, because EJ insists that only wood felled from Ceri's back garden (and cured under the watchful gaze of Ceri's feline companion) is tonally correct. There could be more, but the Fender Custom Shop doesn't want to deprive the world of Ceri's own personal creations.

Stratocasters have been known to spontaneously self immolate, with the hope that they will be resurrected by Ceri.

Ceri is the best, thanks for writing it so eloquently SA.

BMW-KTM · **Posted:** Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:03 pm

When Ceri practices .... the guitar gets better.

adey · **Posted:** Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:53 pm

BMW-KTM wrote:

When Ceri practices .... the guitar gets better.

LOL. That's a good one.

Ceri is the only one on here lunatic enough to contemplate making a violin.

Paul Reed Smith has Ceri on speed-dial.

Andybighair · **Joined:** Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:22 am **Posts:** 2175

ralfcaetano wrote:

ceri tunes his guitar by yelling the name of the tuning

Yeah, you got to watch out for that as "Ceri's Call" has a 100 mile area of effect.

The Big Hairy base of operations is well within that radius and as a result 5 of my 8 Guitars are currently tuned to the key of ....

Ceri wrote:

No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!!

Andy

Blertles · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:28 am

Ceri wrote:

Hm. I know what this thread needs. Some Epic Socks:

Cheers - C

The socks morph and become epic when they are slipped on Ceri's feet.

-But Only when Ceri clicks his fingers tells them to slip on them puppies before he struts like Disco Stu... :wink:

radio_friendly_unit_shifter · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:12 am

ceri is the reencarnation of nevin

Stratfreak51 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:33 am

Screamin' Armadillo wrote:

Ceri can rebias an amp by placing his hand on the top of it.

Hey, I can corrode my way through a bank vault door by just placing my hand on it. My perspiration has been known to eat up a new set of strings within 4 hours of constant playing.

Does that sound like the stuff of legend??? Or am I a legend in my own mind??

No, Ceri is THE MAN!!

somebizarredude · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:55 am

Ceri can repair your guitar by just looking at it.

Ceri is the only man alive that can get sound from an air guitar.

ralfcaetano · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:53 am

adey wrote:

Paul Reed Smith has Ceri on speed-dial.

so does steve vai, joe satriani, paul gilbert, carlos santana, orianthi (lucky guy), john petrucci, funtwo, eric clapton, jimmy paige, angus young, slash, and even lars ulrich and mike portnoy (and the last two don't even play guitar :p)

Andybighair wrote:

ralfcaetano wrote:

ceri tunes his guitar by yelling the name of the tuning

Yeah, you got to watch out for that as "Ceri's Call" has a 100 mile area of effect.

The Big Hairy base of operations is well within that radius and as a result 5 of my 8 Guitars are currently tuned to the key of ....

Andy

darn i guess i'm screwed then hahahahah

C is the root note cause C is for Ceri ^^

garryrenfro · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:10 am

Sounds like Ceri beats Lemmy.

NonniG · **Posted:** Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:51 am

There is a reason why Nevin and Ceri are on the either side of the pond. If they would meet in actual live and have a searious discussion about Stratocasters, every mind in the world would explode.

Ceri bakes bread with the Fender logo.

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