Ceri can rebias an amp by placing his hand on the top of it.

Ceri refretted a Stratocaster using only dental floss and his wife's eyebrow tweezers.

There will be a limited number of the Eric Johnson Signature Strats, because EJ insists that only wood felled from Ceri's back garden (and cured under the watchful gaze of Ceri's feline companion) is tonally correct. There could be more, but the Fender Custom Shop doesn't want to deprive the world of Ceri's own personal creations.

Stratocasters have been known to spontaneously self immolate, with the hope that they will be resurrected by Ceri.

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Good Vibes To Y'all!



Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals

lol i was joking about the chuck norris deal but it's still pretty funny hey ceri sorry if you took it the wrong way...

No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!!!



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Hey, have you ever heard of pocket knife guitars, though? Now there's a challenge...

Cheers - C

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hahahahahah ceri tunes his guitar by yelling the name of the tuning

hey cer how bout making a guitar with a beer dispenser?

Sure - but why bother with the guitar?



Cheers - C

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Ceri can rebias a Solid State amplifier.

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Good Vibes To Y'all!



Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals

for me to stay drunk while playing :p

That one belongs in "Ripley's Believe It Or Not"!

Ceri -- the man, the myth, the legend



Arjay

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"Here's why reliability is job one: A great sounding amp that breaks down goes from being a favorite piece of gear to a useless piece of crap in less time than it takes to read this sentence." -- BRUCE ZINKY

After a couple of meetings with the man, I could write a book on him.
But no one would buy it.
They'd read a couple excerpts and claim it must be fiction.

That is absolutely no joke.

I heard he played a game of mercy with the Peckham strangler and cut his career short.

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No no and no

It's well known that birds wait patiently in hopes of accompanying his rendition of Black Bird.
Class 5 amps have been known to remove wallpaper from entire rooms when he power chords.

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'10 American Deluxe HSS Sunset Metallic
'10 JA-90 Thinline Telecaster
'15 Music Man JP-15 Blueberry Burst
'07 Les Paul Standard Faded LCPG #82
'14 Carvin ST300
'12 Carvin CS424S
'66 Guild Starfire IV w/Bigsby
'14 Warmouth Partscaster Daphne Blue

He IS the most interesting man in the world!!

Hm. I know what this thread needs. Some Epic Socks:



Cheers - C

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it is actually Ceri at the other end of the rainbow.
when Ceri played stairway to heaven god built one.

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In soviet russia, ceri nevins you.

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Rated "M" for meaty.

Look for "Ceri -The Official Autobiography" at Amazon soon!



All kidding aside, he's one of the most helpful, witty, ingenious, versatile, smart, sensible, crafty, subtle, intriguing, logical, caring, enthusiastic, meritorious, considerate, astute,
noble and brilliant peeps on this board.

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!