I wonder if all the dutch pork chops are hot-rodded!

Dutch _______ really make me want to upchuck.

Pickles is my____________her sister's ________________________.

Whenever I pet her donkey, I have to watch out for its ____________.

venomous spitting

Donkeys and snakes have two things in common, their _____________ and their ___________.

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

love for tacos, smile

there are really good donkey ________ in Tijuana!

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bars

I went into one in Tijuana and when I _____________ the donkey beside me he _____________ all over my boots.

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

Patted - Trampled


I think that if you begin ________ you should always __________________. That is unless you ______________ and have to ________________ before anyone ____________

I think that if you begin shaving donkeys you should always wash your hands before handling foodstuffs. That is unless you enjoy hepatitis and have to dance the fandago before anyone makes salad.

When it comes to tossing salad, I really like to add some _____________,

uncooked sausage... yum.

I used to like ______ on my pizza, but lately I've gone to ______ and _______.

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Dennis in CR
Rockin' since 1963

[quote="CRGuitarMan"]uncooked sausage... yum.

I used to like anchovies on my pizza, but lately I've gone to vegetarian and that's it quote]



Can folks with __________and ____________ really __________?

Can folks with little balance and no toes really ice skate?

And if they can't skate, can they _______ if they aren't _________?

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Dennis in CR
Rockin' since 1963

eat 3 double cheese burgers an order of onion rings & a 44oz. pop - hungry


Pat______________and rub________________at the same time.

I love to squirt my ________ on a hot set of buns!

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A burger and__________ can easily be____________and a beer.

Bathroom - yes


I had a nice long ____________ before I filled in the _______________