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Post subject: Re: Lore & Wisdom Thread
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Post subject: Re: Lore & Wisdom Thread
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brotherdave wrote:
Danny Duke wrote:
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cant pick your friends nose. :roll: :wink:
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I thought it was, "You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends of the side of the sofa."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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