Hey! I just thought of a fun topic.
Seeing as almost everybody here is super creative (guitarists normally are) I thought everybody should write down: When It Is Not A Good Time To Be Playing Guitar.

Best.
Funniest.
Most Supid post wins the laughter of those who read.
READY!
SET!
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GO!!!!

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Fender Squire Strat HSS Affinity Series
VOX 125 Lead Special Edition.

in the middle of a lightning storm on an outdoor stage

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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancin'

The best one I can think of is doing all the things Fender was showing in their "You Won't Part With Yours Either" ad campaign...Most of those would fit into this catogory.


T2

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What time is it? It's Fender Time.

When It Is Not A Good Time TO Play...

in the shower

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

While performing open heart surgery.

Unless you had a seriously clean tone...

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Rated "M" for meaty.

In the delivery room trying to nail that infuriating riff as your wife enters the final stages of childbirth, " Hey Doc, aint she due more of that gas & air I cant hear a darn thing", " you alright love, smashing"

An infuriating couple of seconds behind the rest of the band

...when you are on the phone saying, ¨I´m still at the office honey¨.

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FIGHT!

Probably when executing a missed-approach go-around on an aircraft carrier at night in an F/A-18 "lawn dart" with an engine-out condition during a thunderstorm.



Arjay

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"Here's why reliability is job one: A great sounding amp that breaks down goes from being a favorite piece of gear to a useless piece of crap in less time than it takes to read this sentence." -- BRUCE ZINKY

Immediately after your first number was met with stony silence

How about in a room full poisonous snakes.
----Danny,

Win.

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"I'll get up there and do my guitar solos in one of those space outfits." ~ Ace Frehley
My YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/fenderflamestrat?

Whilst severely hungover and at the peak of a viscious bout of prolonged diarrhea.

YMMV.

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You dig?

During a firefight in Baghdad... except if can play a great enough riff to melt the enemy face

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Deyr fé
Deyja frændr
Deyr sjálfr ið sama
En orðstír
Deyr aldregi
Hveim er sér góðan getr

You think its 3 pm and no one is home. You crank your 100 watt amp to 8 and start to play Damage Inc. by Metallica. In all reality it's really 3 am, and you are hallucinating on Ambien. Been there, the next morning was hell.

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RK

2007 Fender Highway 1
2012 American Deluxe
2015 MIM Dave Murray HHH
2010 Fender Blacktop
1987 Fender Avalon Acoustic
2012 Marshall DSL 15 watt head