Fudds first law of opposition:

If you push something hard enough, it WILL fall over.


Testacle's Deviant to Fudd's Law:

"It goes in, it must come out."

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-T

"You can't spend what you ain't got, you can't lose what you ain't never had" ~ McKinley Morganfield

Ha! My favorite hymn, from The Powerhouse Church of the Presumptuous Assumption of The Blinding Light.

"It's just this little chromium switch here... Oh, you people are SO superstitious!"

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Jim Bordner
Gravity Music - www.gravitymusic.com
Composer, producer, Egnater Artist

"Where is that son of mine, anyway?"

"He's upstairs helping Porcelain make the beds"

"Porgy!! Porgy Tirebitter!!!"

(I am able to remember this from 1970...but can someone help me find my keys??)

Merging buses ahead!

Antelope Freeway 1 mile
Antelope Freeway 1/2 mile
Antelope Freeway 1/4 mile
Antelope Freeway 1/8 mile
Antelope Freeway 1/16 mile
Antelope Freeway 1/32 mile
Antelope Freeway 1/64 mile
Antelope Freeway 1/128 mile
Antelope Freeway 1/256 mile

"Hi ya friends, Ralph Spoiled Sport Motors ...reach us at 991-999-1199-9119-9991-1999-1199-9991-9999...."

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Wait a minute! Didn't I say that on the other side of the record?

. . . with Organ Leroy . . . at his organ again!

"Can I get to Duluth?"

"Duluth f-all, you can get to Tierra Del Fuego."

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"Is it too much, friends? (aside: Pull the curtain, Fred....) Look at this, look at this steaming heap! Too much of Admirable Bird's crackly brown French-fried Chicken Fingers, too many cuts of Mother Baker's Deep-Dish Sheep Dip Cherrystone Pie, too many tubs of slaw?"

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Jim Bordner
Gravity Music - www.gravitymusic.com
Composer, producer, Egnater Artist

"Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"

"If you don't answer the question young man, we'll have to gag you".
"What question?"
"Gag him".

. . . Presented by the Department of Redunducy Department

Winner!!

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He walks again by night... out of the fog into the smog. Takes a right at Drucker and Fourth, takes a left at Fourth and Drucker, turns the corner and runs into a great sandstone building (Souned effect of flesh hitting object) "Ouch... my nose..."

The Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye

I was sitting in my office listening to the endless staccato of raindrops on my desk, reading my name backwards in the glass "Regnad Kcin" when she walked into the room...

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-T

"You can't spend what you ain't got, you can't lose what you ain't never had" ~ McKinley Morganfield

Doggedly. . .Ruthlessly. . ."I wonder where Ruth is?"

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-T

"You can't spend what you ain't got, you can't lose what you ain't never had" ~ McKinley Morganfield

Let's go bend a couple in the doo-dah room, if you catch my meaning, if you get my drift

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-T

"You can't spend what you ain't got, you can't lose what you ain't never had" ~ McKinley Morganfield