I received this in an email a day or two ago, and
I thought some of you might find it interesting.

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ADOPT A TERRORIST

A Canadian female libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian
government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents
(terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System
facilities. She demanded a response to her letter correspondence.

She received back the following reply:

National Defense Headquarters

M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2Canada

Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were
heard loud and clear here in Ottawa .
You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like
yourself; we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defence, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided to divert one terrorist and place him in your personal care.

Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud (you can just call him Ahmed) is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint.


It will likely be necessary for you to hire some assistant caretakers. We will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with those you so strongly recommend in your letter.

Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome these character flaws.

Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences.
We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling.

Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers.

We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills at your next yoga group.

He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless (in your opinion) this might offend him.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters (except sexually) since he views females as a subhuman form of property.

This is a particularly sensitive subject for him and he has been
known to show violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the new dress code that he will "recommend" as more appropriate attire.

I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man.

You take good care of Ahmed and remember we'll be watching.

Good luck and God bless you.
Cordially,

Gordon O'Connor

Minister of National Defense

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In GOD We STILL Trust!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

Mebbe they should just build an igloo city in the Yukon Territory to detain them......



Arjay

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LMMFAO....CLASSIC

T2

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Oops, accidentally posted in the wrong topic. Damn touchscreen!

+1 And God Bless "Ahmed"
I have no way of knowing whether or not that was an official correspondence, But it was Damned Appropriate.
----Danny,

yeah ... I don't know either if it was an "official" correspondence ... but that's the answer needed for the bleeding heart liberals.

As for me - I'm keeping my firearms very close by me - and they are loaded and ready for any "Ahmed" (or others) that want to contest my land.

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In GOD We STILL Trust!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

Love it.My thoughts exactly to the misguided Miss...........

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You know, someone shold send Obama a copy of this post. The poor guy could probably use a good laugh about now. ( I refer to him as that poor guy, because I respect him as a man) Not because I think he is poor or Deficient in any way, Except maby in Presidential Skills. And no I did not say "REMEMBER THE ALIMO" I said (REMBER GUANTINAMO). I think we House Many such Political Detainees there.
----Danny,

+1!

I keep an M-60 with a 200-rd teaser belt tucked under my pillow.



Arjay

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"Here's why reliability is job one: A great sounding amp that breaks down goes from being a favorite piece of gear to a useless piece of crap in less time than it takes to read this sentence." -- BRUCE ZINKY

Holy smokes....Is that the Super Duper Quadruple size Pillow?

T2

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LMFAO!

Y'all didn't really think I was kiddin', didja......?





Arjay

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arjay: Thats Bad a@# but it looks like it might be hard to String.
----Danny,

7.26x51mm at 500+ rounds/minute. I thought I smelled barbecue when I opened this thread.

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