Post something Jed Clampett might have said...

Voodoo Blues · **Joined:** Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:05 am **Posts:** 1333

Screamin' Armadillo wrote:

"As useless as a football bat."

BaHahahahahaha!

Screamin' Armadillo · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:07 am

FenderGuy1 wrote:

Screamin' Armadillo wrote:

"One of these days I'm gonna have a looong talk with that boy..."
"Dumber than the CEO of Gibson."

the CEO of Gibson is DUMB actually. no string trees on Les pauls?! i tried bending the strings on a Les Paul and it went out of tune really quickly so i put string trees on it and it stayed in tune!

Mr. Non Sequitur strikes again!
You have certainly been party to some strange modifications--adding string trees to a Les Paul (unnecessary and perhaps impossible; detrimental to the value of the instrument), replaced the cosmetics/front panel of a "'64 Blackface" amp with a silverface panel (definitely detrimental to the value of the instrument), and you own "Buddy Holly's Strat".

Also, the current CEO of Gibson, as much as I revile his tenure of that company, has nothing to do with the lack of string trees on Les Paul guitars; that was a part of Sir Lester's original design. I don't believe anyone here is bold enough to call HIM dumb, stupid, or lacking in intelligence.

If that's the types of mods you do to your instruments, stay away from mine.
Please post pics of my Fellow Texan's instrument; I am curious to see the condition of that extremely valuable instrument.

Thus far, I am inclined to sing one of Buddy's songs..."That'll be the day..."

Rebelsoul · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2011 5:41 am

As useless as $@!& on a boar hawg.
Colder than a well digger's azz.
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Struttin' like a banty rooster.
If brains were gunpowder,he couldn't blow his nose.
He ain't worth the salt that goes in his bread.

These are sayings we use down South everyday....there's a million more.

Screamin' Armadillo · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:13 am

Finer than frog hair.

He smells like what comes out of the south end of a north bound horse.

It was raining so hard it sounded like a cow peeing on a flat rock.

I'm a good ol' dog, but you're gonna have to pet me every once in a while if you want me to stay on the porch.

Are rare as hen's teeth.

Harder than a banker's heart.

super kud · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:50 pm

cvilleira wrote:

FenderGuy1 wrote:

Screamin' Armadillo wrote:

"One of these days I'm gonna have a looong talk with that boy..."

"

"Dumber than the CEO of Gibson."

the CEO of Gibson is DUMB actually. no string trees on Les pauls?! i tried bending the strings on a Les Paul and it went out of tune really quickly so i put string trees on it and it stayed in tune!

That makes no sense the neck on a is angled for a reason! Les Paul don't need string trees.

ignore him. :roll:

Screamin' Armadillo · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:30 pm

I'm trying...Lord, I am trying... :evil:

strato · **Posted:** Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:40 pm

You'll find Ellie Mae out by the Ce-ment pond.

Danny Duke · **Joined:** Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:00 pm **Posts:** 3063

Jethro's out back fishing in the cement pond.
Look Granny, Elly May's getting to big for her britches.
Howdy Miss Jane, You look like you could use a good meal.
Mr. Drysdale is still trying to get Mrs. Drysdale to swaller Grannies Love posh-ant.
That Dancing teacher feller's going to have to get a new hat. Elly May's
Goat just ate his old one.

dharma47 · **Posted:** Fri Aug 05, 2011 12:00 am

happy birthday Mr Hubama :lol:

FenderGuy1 · **Joined:** Tue May 31, 2011 2:39 am **Posts:** 342

Screamin' Armadillo wrote:

FenderGuy1 wrote:

Screamin' Armadillo wrote:

"One of these days I'm gonna have a looong talk with that boy..."
"Dumber than the CEO of Gibson."

the CEO of Gibson is DUMB actually. no string trees on Les pauls?! i tried bending the strings on a Les Paul and it went out of tune really quickly so i put string trees on it and it stayed in tune!

Mr. Non Sequitur strikes again!
You have certainly been party to some strange modifications--adding string trees to a Les Paul (unnecessary and perhaps impossible; detrimental to the value of the instrument), replaced the cosmetics/front panel of a "'64 Blackface" amp with a silverface panel (definitely detrimental to the value of the instrument), and you own "Buddy Holly's Strat".

Also, the current CEO of Gibson, as much as I revile his tenure of that company, has nothing to do with the lack of string trees on Les Paul guitars; that was a part of Sir Lester's original design. I don't believe anyone here is bold enough to call HIM dumb, stupid, or lacking in intelligence.

If that's the types of mods you do to your instruments, stay away from mine.
Please post pics of my Fellow Texan's instrument; I am curious to see the condition of that extremely valuable instrument.

Thus far, I am inclined to sing one of Buddy's songs..."That'll be the day..."

i am gonna post a pic now in one of my threads so brb

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