"She’s got more curves than a goat-path."

"Happier then a butchers dog."

"Like trying to poke a cat out from under a porch with a wet rope."

"If brains was lard, he wouldn't grease too big a pan."

"There's more than one way to skin a cat, but there ain't no way to make the cat enjoy it."

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!

The only thing worse than stepping on a plug is stepping on two plugs.

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Rated "M" for meaty.

when god said brains you thought he said trains so you missed yours.

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I LIKE PIE!!!!!

IF I DO SOMETHING STUPID,DON'T SAY A WORD...

"I reckon if we raise this debt ceilin' tha stock market thingermagig will do mighty good."

"Jethro, git off a Ellie Mae, you know dang well she's kinfolk!

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You dig?

That boy Jethro as sharp as a bag of wet mice!

That boy nods when he means no, shakes his head when he means yes...that boy is more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind!

That girl is like the road between Dallas and Ft Worth...no curves!

Ok Me and FogHorn LegHorn are done now...er I mean Jed.

T2

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What time is it? It's Fender Time.

weeellll doggie!

you beat me to it.

"One of these days I'm gonna have a looong talk with that boy..."

"Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin' contest."

"More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."

"Dumber than a box full of hammers."

"Dumber than the CEO of Gibson."

"As useless as a football bat."

"As useless as goose crap on a pump handle."

"So ugly, her face would make a train jump track and take a dirt road."

"Hotter than a sixteen-year-old boy in a cathouse with daddy's credit card."

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Good Vibes To Y'all!



Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals

Well...I feel lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.

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Donnmac

'09 American Deluxe Strat Sunburst Rosewood
'63 Les Paul Jr SG body
'80's Fender F 15 Acoustic
'09 Larrivee D 03RE
'09 Squier Affinity J Bass
'10 Martin D12X1AE
'66 Traynor YGM1 (tube)
'08 Traynor TRM30
'11 G-DEC 30 Blues
'09 Fender Rumble 15

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I LIKE PIE!!!!!

IF I DO SOMETHING STUPID,DON'T SAY A WORD...

the CEO of Gibson is DUMB actually. no string trees on Les pauls?! i tried bending the strings on a Les Paul and it went out of tune really quickly so i put string trees on it and it stayed in tune!

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Musos can be a pain!!!

But if you have 15,000 they will give you free Fenders

That makes no sense the neck on a is angled for a reason! Les Paul don't need string trees.

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

if'n you step one foot on my property agin I'm agonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot

them democrats is crookeder than a dogs hind leg

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

Granny where's your Medicine?

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson