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That boy Jethro as sharp as a bag of wet mice!

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Ok Me and FogHorn LegHorn are done now...er I mean Jed.

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Screamin' Armadillo wrote:
"Dumber than the CEO of Gibson"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Screamin' Armadillo wrote:
"One of these days I'm gonna have a looong talk with that boy..."




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"Dumber than the CEO of Gibson."








:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: the CEO of Gibson is DUMB actually. no string trees on Les pauls?! i tried bending the strings on a Les Paul and it went out of tune really quickly so i put string trees on it and it stayed in tune!

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FenderGuy1 wrote:
Screamin' Armadillo wrote:
"One of these days I'm gonna have a looong talk with that boy..."




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"Dumber than the CEO of Gibson."








:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: the CEO of Gibson is DUMB actually. no string trees on Les pauls?! i tried bending the strings on a Les Paul and it went out of tune really quickly so i put string trees on it and it stayed in tune!


That makes no sense the neck on a is angled for a reason! Les Paul don't need string trees.

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