Eric Morecombe to Andre Previn when told he was playing the wrong notes - I'm playing all the right notes but not necasseraly in the right order
Full sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7yb-JncKow

"Excellent performance for all it's difficulty is still easier to come by than are great, memorable songs."
Glenn Kaiser

Also by Glenn-
"Technique alone will never beat passion and I have often heard brilliant technicians accomplish far less with a hundred notes than an old African-American man blasting a two (not even three) chord song with a piece of junk acoustic or electric guitar and/or a matching trash amp... who played with emotion and artistic integrity."

"Be patient with yourself. Be patient with your skills, your ability to listen and focus. It may take a short time but it often takes years... yes years... many twists and turns in various music styles and using various guitars and guitar styles to find your own best and most heart-felt musical voice as a guitarist. Hey- what if you end up being a bass player or a brilliant drummer? So what? Enjoy the journey. The journey and discoveries you'll make is a huge part of the joy of living. Try different styles, see what fits.
Be patient with yourself and have fun!"

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It wasn't Willy-Nilly, it was at crows.

A couple more--

“A guitar is something you can hold and love and it’s never going to bug you. But here’s the secret about the guitar — it’s defiant. It will never let you conquer it. The more you get involved with it, the more you realize how little you know.”
Les Paul

"Because of its low cost, ease of playing, and quick learning curve, you should seriously consider whether the air guitar is the instrument for you."
Larry Sandberg

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It wasn't Willy-Nilly, it was at crows.

Rob and the band! ICONS of rock, the true spirit of it all, forever! and ever!

"F*** it"
- Grunge

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Favorite bands:

Melvins
The Jesus Lizard
Cows
Big Business
R***man
Minutemen
Flight
Minor Threat
Big Black
Shellac
Karp
Scratch Acid
Wipers
Pixies

Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant $@!& to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Motherfuck him and John Wayne

--Chuck D

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"Music is food for the soul."-Guitslinger

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.

I think it was Keith Richards who said, "It doesn't matter what guitar I play i can get them all to sound the same in 5 minutes."

I know Kieth Richards said "A lot of people like to play ROCK but they forget about the ROLL."

The most accurate music quote in my opinion.
"Kiss Basically had a musical vasectomy, when I left the band."
Ace Frehely

music can change the world, cause music can change people - bono

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It's the possibility of having a dream come true that makes life interesting - paulo coelho

The Fender Telecaster or Stratocaster has far more penetration than an AK47 - Alex Harvey

"F*** you"
- Punk

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Favorite bands:

Melvins
The Jesus Lizard
Cows
Big Business
R***man
Minutemen
Flight
Minor Threat
Big Black
Shellac
Karp
Scratch Acid
Wipers
Pixies

"I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from goin' insane..."--Waylon Jennings

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Good Vibes To Y'all!



Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals

I never knew a guitar player worth a damn.
Vernon Presley, to his son Elvis, in 1954

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"If it has more than three chords, its jazz" - Lou Reed

I was thinking I read a Neil Young interview once wher he said something to the effect, " Every guitar has a song in it", but can't find the reference. At my age, I often confuse history and fiction.

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By the River

' If you've got no talent be outrageous ' Dunno who said it but it was a long time ago.

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