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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 2:23 am
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"you know I always wanted to play the Tuba"
"Really?"


Winner! :lol:

What's this, I mean who gave..have you got no..why would anyone..unbeleivable..I mean unbeleivable this sort of behaviour may well be dayrig...de rago..deregu...(cough)how you go about things in Vladland, and while we all enjoy the exuberances of youth from time to time this is not one of those times, this is all really rather unfortunate and regretable ( deep breath).........Mr Rat Island I can only on behalf of the community apologise most profoos..profuz..pru.. ( cough) alot for this and hope you will understand that as THE OP (Mr Vlad) I have final say on the declair..deekl. deklarashu.. who wins, my own entry would have won hands down had it not been for Guitslingers sneeze so without further adoo I declare Guitslinger the winner( I hope you're happy with yourself Vlad) and award you 50 of my own acumulated big hairy points, well done and congratulations.
Now on to other matters perhaps Mr Vlad you'ld like to inform Brad who you would prefer to win the G-Dec competition Mm no I didn't think so, the penalty for your forum etikwe..eticet..ettiqwe..rules mistake will be to have your amp / amps placed precariously on any given window ledge turned to eleven and give me 100 yes 100 sustained and slightly distorted E major chords preferably as dawn breaks but no matter, have a nice day I hear the old Bill have chocolate digestives with their afternoon tea break...enjoy


Sorry Mr. Chimdale.

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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 4:46 am
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Sorry Mr. Chimdale.

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Chimdale indeed, if this was meant as an apology to Mr Island or myself well you leave me with no choice Vlad, I will now reveal my true identity I am none other that Rip Van Cantsing ( Soiler Hunter) so we meet again Vlad, and this time there's no escape Die soiler die in the name of all thats HolyImageImageImage :)


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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:24 am
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Quality!

Ripitup555, Unfortunately, Randel the Cat is revoking 50 of your previously accumulated points. Unauthorised second hand allocation of 50 Big Hairy Points is in direct violation of rule 2.789b of the Big Hairy Point Scheme.

Rip Van Cantsing (Soiler Hunter), due to the severity of this breach of regulations Me and Randel have no choice but to issue a suitably cruel and unusual punishment.

50 lashes with an Epic Sock filled with a large Toblerone.

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We'll be watching you Mr Up555. Any more of this behaviour will result in further penalties.

Enjoy! :D

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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:54 am
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Personally, I've a feeling I might be very satisfied with Vlad The Isle of Wight Impaler chosing the winners of competitions. If we could wait a few months till he feels I've earned something, that is.

He knows what I'm talking about. 8)

And for absolutely no reason at all I find I'm moved to add some socks to this thread too:

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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:47 am
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 1:05 am
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ripitup555 wrote:
VladSoilerOfCarpet wrote:
Sorry Mr. Chimdale.

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Chimdale indeed, if this was meant as an apology to Mr Island or myself well you leave me with no choice Vlad, I will now reveal my true identity I am none other that Rip Van Cantsing ( Soiler Hunter) so we meet again Vlad, and this time there's no escape Die soiler die in the name of all thats HolyImageImageImage :)


You need tougher stuff than that. My mortal enemy is far more elusive...

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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:02 am
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Well after a beer filled restless and agitated nights sleep I awoke prepared to accept my due punishment in accordance with points awarding rules and regs I only ask M'luds that due consideration be taken into account as a first offence and plead that a bar of Milky Way would suffice in this instance and not the capital Toblerone punishment be metted out, at M'luds mercy........that was the plan....but something struck me that something else was afoot here ( strokes chin, lights up favorite pipe and retires into deep thought....deeper than that....a bit more...tiny bit more..a tad. spot on) AaHaaaaa it struck me yes Mrs R had neglected to remove the brass bed warmer before retiring last night, but more than that................Ceri, Andy and most surprising of all Randel I deduced have succumed to Vlads temptings, probably the old " look into my eyes shenanigans eh" don't you people watch horror movies, Guitslinger fear not those points are in the bag old chap..........but onto matters much more serious Ceri , Andy & Randel quickly now speedo's on there's no time to waste make haste to the village pond ( Ceri on foot if you will the Prius will hold you back), I am at present having the local clergy bless the pond waters you can still save yourselves straight in whenever you arrive and watch out for those Swans they can be vicious beggars this time of year.. god speed


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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 2:15 am
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VladSoilerOfCarpets wrote:
ripitup555 wrote:
VladSoilerOfCarpet wrote:
Sorry Mr. Chimdale.

:cry:

Chimdale indeed, if this was meant as an apology to Mr Island or myself well you leave me with no choice Vlad, I will now reveal my true identity I am none other that Rip Van Cantsing ( Soiler Hunter) so we meet again Vlad, and this time there's no escape Die soiler die in the name of all thats HolyImageImageImage :)


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I'm onto you VladImage :lol:


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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 3:45 am
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Rip, mate: if this is you at 9.00 of a Sunday morning, what are you like on Saturday night with a few beers inside you? Science needs to know.

Far as Ceri in his Speedos is concerned: well, I could post a photo of that - but then I'd instantly get banned from the Forum. Our American friends fire their senators for sending less frightening pictures of themselves. Bit of a shame for me, so close to my 10K, donchathink?

Anyhow. Where I spend half my time in Devon it is traditional to enter the village pond fully clothed. Again, that's a beer thing...

Er - what was this thread about?

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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:30 am
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Ceri wrote:
Rip, mate: if this is you at 9.00 of a Sunday morning, what are you like on Saturday night with a few beers inside you? Science needs to know.

Far as Ceri in his Speedos is concerned: well, I could post a photo of that - but then I'd instantly get banned from the Forum. Our American friends fire their senators for sending less frightening pictures of themselves. Bit of a shame for me, so close to my 10K, donchathink?

Anyhow. Where I spend half my time in Devon it is traditional to enter the village pond fully clothed. Again, that's a beer thing...

Er - what was this thread about?

Cheers - C

Been up since 6 Ceri everyone else fast asleep, no interuptions from tumble dryers, washing machines ,television, the local pyjama wearing mothers hollering to one another.. etc , a man needs an escape to free the mind, mines happens to be early morning, Ah the peace, not going to last long though, tried to post a few times earlier yesterday but kept loosing connection (CPU highusage warning) don't know if that has something to do with the connection, laptop on it's last legs methinks, and Yep stay clear of the speedo's for now with the 10K milestone just round the corner,
I'm just like anyone else with a few beers Ceri, perfectly lucid then leave me alone I'm drinking then lets party everybody for a short while then sleep mostly :)


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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:36 am
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I'm as pleased as punch to have the winning caption I wish to thank my Mom and Dad,my agent and members of the Academy .

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