I remember there being a thread about fortune cookies, but I just couldn't find it with the search. Anyways, I thought the fortune cookie I got today was pretty unique so I figured I'd post it on here for a laugh (Though I did not find it funny at all since it was my fortune):

"Bad luck and ill misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity."

Learn Chinese: He = ta
Lucky Number: 46-37-35-11-25-31

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I traded my car in for a microphone.

That one sounds believeable!!

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

One time I opened my fortune cookie to find there was no paper in there...didn't surprise me.

I'm not gonna let some stupid cookie decide my life's path!

I read tea leaves instead!

I don't understand people's belief in horoscopes, tarot cards, etc. There are certain things that are out of our control, but we can always control our response to them.

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Good Vibes To Y'all!



Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals

Take those lucky#s and buy a loto ticket (WINNNING).

Wow!! I can't recall ever seeing one being negative. Seriously, I would frame it if I got one like that. That's just wrong.

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Get them here:
http://www.fortunecookiemessage.com/

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-T

"You can't spend what you ain't got, you can't lose what you ain't never had" ~ McKinley Morganfield

"The measure of time to your next goal is the measure of your discipline."

That's deep!

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Dennis in CR
Rockin' since 1963

If I were the owner of a fortune cookie company, I would put some of these messages in them:

"Man who stand on toilet, high on pot."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with the realization that a thousand miles is a long bloody way to walk."

"Be careful! Your date is a man in drag!"

"Man who loves prunes often runs when he moves."

"Beer makes the imbiber smarter only to himself; observers will say otherwise."

"If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it." (WC Fields)

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Good Vibes To Y'all!



Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals