I'm a fetus

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Favorite bands:

Melvins
The Jesus Lizard
Cows
Big Business
R***man
Minutemen
Flight
Minor Threat
Big Black
Shellac
Karp
Scratch Acid
Wipers
Pixies

I got my AARP card this year.

wow! you guys are all old! i'm 14

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Fender Standard Stratocaster
Maton ER90C

"67" and doing fine, maby a little slower but now the girls dont have to work so hard to catch me.

or maybe we're just young??

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riley

65, could be the father of half of you

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http://www.guitarmotel.com

you say that like your unsure.

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63supro
"The good thing is in a club situation, most of the patrons are trashed and really can't tell the difference."

I'm old and I'm not happy. Everything today is improved and I don't like it. I hate it! In my day we didn't have hair dryers. If you wanted to blow dry your hair you stood outside during a hurricane. Your hair was dry but you had a sharp piece of wood driven clear through your skull and that's the way it was and you liked it! You loved it. Whoopee, I'm a human head-kabob. We didn't have Manoxidol and hair weaves, in my day if your hair started falling out when you were 16 by 19 you were a bald freak. There was nothing you could do about it. Children would spit at you and nobody would mate with you so you couldn't pass on your disgusting baldness genes. You were a public menace, a chrome dome by age 20 and that's the way it was and we liked it! We loved it. Hallelujah look at me, I'm a bald freak oh happy day! Not like today, everybody feeling good about themselves. I hate it! In my day we didn't have these thin latex condoms. So you could enjoy sexual pleasure. In my day there was only one kind of condom. You took a rabbit skin and wrapped around your privates and tied it off with a bungee cord and you couldn't feel nothing! And half the time you didn't even know your partner was there. And we used the same one over and over again! 'Cause we were ignorant morons! Just a bunch of hairless, head-kabobs standing around with rabbit skins on our dinks and that's the way we liked it!

I'm 25 will be 26 this year.

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Old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!

Ill never grow up... and you can't make me

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Hey, Boy Blue is back!

Actually.....we HAVE done this before, and it turned out that I was at the head of the pack. That may have changed some since then.

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"Another day in paradise!"

You could be some of our younger members grandfather Just rubbing it in

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Deyr fé
Deyja frændr
Deyr sjálfr ið sama
En orðstír
Deyr aldregi
Hveim er sér góðan getr

73, Older than dirt...............

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OK, I'll hum a little bit, got it now?

15 and a half.
Another 6 months and I can get my provisional licence.

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Rated "M" for meaty.