Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!

my grandfather sent this to me

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I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk...

Wow!!!!That's Heavee Schitt.

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.

You certainly seem to have your schitt together!

-Gridlok

Who was the one who hit the fan?? That Schitt was funny!

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Huhhh, no Schitt nice one Stryder

This is Jack :

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default ... dID=664528

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Don't leave home without it!

Sounds like my wife tracing her family tree .

A wise man said "everytime I get my schitt together I step in it"

Jack Schitt? He is my older brother. He was so fond of that saying you don't know Jack Schitt at one time and low and behold I found this t-shirt that had the little red and white label on the front like you get at a conference or school reunion and it said Hello...My name is Jack Schitt and you don't know me!

He loved that shirt

T2

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What time is it? It's Fender Time.

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I LIKE PIE!!!!!

IF I DO SOMETHING STUPID,DON'T SAY A WORD...

Speaking of High school reunions for my high school reunion I had a sweatshirt printed up that said "Thankyou for not Farting" so people would know that I hadn't changed much since school daze.I also have another one printed up that says"I'd rather be pissed of than pissed on."

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.

Sure I heard one of the daughters eloped to Vegas to marry her German boyfriend Hans Offashovel, they're now known as Mr & Mrs Schitt-Offashovel, it was a quick ceremony

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riley

Seems like the Schitt family does not have too many branches coming off the tree.

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RK

2007 Fender Highway 1
2012 American Deluxe
2015 MIM Dave Murray HHH
2010 Fender Blacktop
1987 Fender Avalon Acoustic
2012 Marshall DSL 15 watt head

Didn't one of the brothers start Dressing like a Pimp and change his name to "Hott Schitt"??

hahahaha these comments are hilarious

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I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk...