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Post subject: Who Is Jack Schitt??
Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:24 am
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Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!

:lol: my grandfather sent this to me

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:04 am
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Wow!!!!That's Heavee Schitt.

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:14 am
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You certainly seem to have your schitt together!

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:47 am
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Who was the one who hit the fan?? That Schitt was funny!

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:56 am
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Huhhh, no Schitt :lol: nice one Stryder 8)


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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:49 pm
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This is Jack : :wink:

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default ... dID=664528

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:19 pm
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Sounds like my wife tracing her family tree :roll: .

A wise man said "everytime I get my schitt together I step in it" :lol:


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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 6:23 pm
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Jack Schitt? He is my older brother. He was so fond of that saying you don't know Jack Schitt at one time and low and behold I found this t-shirt that had the little red and white label on the front like you get at a conference or school reunion and it said Hello...My name is Jack Schitt and you don't know me!

He loved that shirt :!: :mrgreen:

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:25 pm
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:| :shock: :) :D :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:44 pm
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Speaking of High school reunions for my high school reunion I had a sweatshirt printed up that said "Thankyou for not Farting" so people would know that I hadn't changed much since school daze.I also have another one printed up that says"I'd rather be pissed of than pissed on."

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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 1:48 pm
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Sure I heard one of the daughters eloped to Vegas to marry her German boyfriend Hans Offashovel, they're now known as Mr & Mrs Schitt-Offashovel, it was a quick ceremony :roll:


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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:40 pm
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Seems like the Schitt family does not have too many branches coming off the tree.

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Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:30 am
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Didn't one of the brothers start Dressing like a Pimp and change his name to "Hott Schitt"?? 8)


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hahahaha these comments are hilarious

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