Hanging out here at emerg after somehow putting the palm of my right hand through the storm door on the house. Just waiting for some stitches

Anyone got any good jokes or stories to keep me entertained?

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You should just concentrate on the doctors keeping you in stitches.I hope that you didn't do any real harm to your hand.Let us know how you make out.Good Luck.

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A guy goes to consult his doctor about a repetitive bad dream he is experiencing since a few days. It goes like this.

doc- So you came to see me, do you have any problems?

guy- Yes doctor, I have been dreaming that I was a Teepee. And I find it annoying because I can't see the reason for this.

doc- A Teepee, interesting, for how long have you been having this dream?

guy- Almost a week, but two days ago something changed and now I am dreaming that I am a Wigwam. So please doctor tell me what is going wrong with me.

doc- Oh I see clearly what the problem is, you sir are two tents.

Ba dum tch.

Claude.

Should be fine...once I get outta here...3 hours wait so far.

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OUCH!!!! Hope not to bad.

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So nicholsoni, have you been stitched yet? I hope that it was not too bad.
Claude.

Well I was at the hospital for about 7.5 hours in total. Got some X-rays and had three cuts stitched with 2 stitches each. Apparently I was lucky that I didn't get cut just a hair closer to the center of my wrist or could have suffered nerve damage. Probably won't be playing much till the stitches come out but it could have been much worse.

Guess I'll never become a hand model now.

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Thanks for the update Nic, glad to know there's no more consequences and that you'll be fine soon.
Claude.

thats bad news dude. hope you get better soon

A man is stopped by the police as he walks home at midnight and asked where he was going
I'm going to a lecture on the effects of alcohol on the human body

Really asks the policeman and who's giving a lecture at this time of night


"My wife"

Dang, tough on you. And 'betcha all of us have "almost" done that many, many time.

Please give the healing the time and respect it deserves. Best of fortune.

Well I suppose that I will finally get around to replacing that old storm door now.

Thanks to everyone for the well wishes.

That was a good one rip

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Well nich.... earlier tonight I cut the side My index finger between the tip and the joint, what can I say but ouch!!!! that blade hit bone I will be checking it out before bed time to change the bandage which I have done twice since 5:30 It seems to have stop bleeding. Taped it up good the last change. The Wife thought I took the end off like I did on My left hand once, they stitched it back on then, this time was just a half way cut. And it's My trigger finger too!!!!
I did finish making another bird feed for out back.

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Thomas Jefferson

A guy walks into to the doctor's office and says:
Doc! You got to help me. I have been farting all day for the past week but it's been completly noise and smell less.
Aha, says the doc, here take these pills and come back next week.
Next week the man comes back:
Hey doc. Those pills you gave me don't work. I still fart all day and there is still no noise but it smells awfully.
Doc: Well it fixed the smelling sense, now something for the hearing.

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