Hmmm looks like you've got quite a bit on your mind today

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What drowns on land, is alive without breath. is as cold as death and is never thristy?

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

Corn.
Claude.

Fish

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

Here's some:

I run but never walk, murmer but never talk, and I have a bed but I don't sleep.
What am I?

My builder has no need for me, my buyer never wanted to buy me, and my owner never expected to own me.
What am I?

and finally: There's a house with a roof that faces the east and the west. If A rooster lays an egg right on top of the roof, which side of the roof will the egg roll down?

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Kid: "Hey Smokey! Where did you get your name?"
Smokey the Bear: "Well..."
(former user jimbo612)

Rivers.

Alzheimer's medication?

Rooster's don't lay eggs.

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Rated "M" for meaty.

Right! except the second one is usually a coffin, but I think the alzheimer's meds is a more creative answer

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Kid: "Hey Smokey! Where did you get your name?"
Smokey the Bear: "Well..."
(former user jimbo612)

Bah that 2nd riddle doesn't work Smokey. I've had my own coffin for a few years now. It's currently got some veg growing in it in the back garden.

Ah, you got me niki I need to muster up some better ones...
I would do "what come at the beginning of the end, and the end of the universe?" But I think it would be too easy since its written out (The answer: The letter "e")

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Kid: "Hey Smokey! Where did you get your name?"
Smokey the Bear: "Well..."
(former user jimbo612)

Great riddling guys......I love reading them but I am too impatient to find the answers...

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I Can't Explain

OK guys try this one, take a new door and make one word with it.
Claude.

One word.

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Rated "M" for meaty.

What has a soul, two eyes, and a tongue, but isn't alive?

What has a face, and arms, but isn't alive either?

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Rated "M" for meaty.

A shoe

A clock or a watch.