And with that out the way, on to the jokes.

Stewart Copeland's drummer joke: what do you call a drummer with half a brain? Gifted.

Someone else's drummer joke: how many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Three - one to change the bulb and two to argue about how Stewart Copeland could have done it better.

And just to even the score: what do you throw a drowning guitarist? His amp.

Cheers - C

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ceri

yeah these guys have been setting for a while. very grime covered lol.
im gonna use them as dacor in my jam room im redoing.
they are just setting not being used. im gonna clean them, clear them, and hang them lol.

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63supro
"The good thing is in a club situation, most of the patrons are trashed and really can't tell the difference."

Then I guess preserving any "treatments" the maker has applied to the surface doesn't matter. So you might as well just have at them with some household metal polish.

You'll have stronger fingers by the end.

Cheers - C

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Phil Collins' drummer joke: how do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Pay him for the pizza.

Cheers - C

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i was thinking the same but i dont want them to change colors by me using the wrong type cleaner and polish. ive seen them turn pink before lol.

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63supro
"The good thing is in a club situation, most of the patrons are trashed and really can't tell the difference."

Wow! I haven't - what the heck kind of polish was that? Did you steal it from your girlfriend's fingernail care bag...?

Phil Jobby's (Radiohead) drummer joke: what's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond? One of them will mature and make money.

Cheers - C

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oh thats so wrong in so many ways right there lol

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63supro
"The good thing is in a club situation, most of the patrons are trashed and really can't tell the difference."

as for the polish, i dont know what it was. some kind of metal polish though.

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63supro
"The good thing is in a club situation, most of the patrons are trashed and really can't tell the difference."