More decades ago than I want to admit I worked as an usher in a theatre in the evenings. Visitors would come and ask us where the restroom was. We'd reply with fake surprise that they wanted a rest just when the show was about to start - were they very tired? Gosh, we thought we were funny - oh dear...

BTW: this is all meant in the most friendly good humour. I am only too well aware of all the silly euphemisms to be found in my own version of the language...

On which. Fiddlesticks: I'll be back in a minute - I need to spend a penny; go and point percy at the porcelain; spring a leak; strain the 'taters; shake hands with my wife's best friend; siphon the python; splash my boots. And all in the "smallest room in the house..."

Sorry - what was this thread about?

Cheers - C

Ceri you didn't mention "unleash the one-eyed trouser snake".

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Gotta leave some material for others to come out with - it's only polite.

Yep, I've a feeling there's dozens more. Oooo - Australia will be waking up soon. They usually have loads to offer in this sort of area...

Cheers man - C

Just wondering if "Christmas crackers" makes it past this time
edit - Yeah, gentlemen we have crackers, for some reason we couldn't say it last year

Guitar>compressor>O.D./dist.>EQ/wah>phaser>flanger>delay>chorus>volume pedal

You can put the equalizer/wah in front of the overdrive/distortion.
You can put the flanger in front of the phaser.
You can put the chorus in front of the delay.

I've always put the delay dead last,it always seemed to me that the signal got too scrambled or muddy if you put the flanger or phaser after the delay. and I also put the volume directly after the fuzz/distortion/sustain pedals as I find that the end signal ends up a lot more clear.

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.