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goose63
Post subject: Best Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 9:16 pm
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I got a fortune cookie today that for the first time in my life, although it didn't tell me my fortune, actually made me think.

"In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments, only consequences"

Nature doesn't care about fair or unfair, consider right or wrong, bad or good, just consequences.

The General Tso's was pretty good too. :D

Any one else ever get a good fortune cookie?

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i had a really dumb stupid fortune cookie once....it said, "you will die tommorow" :roll:

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i had one saying 'a disaster is coming towards you' and the very next week i got a cool boss pedal...

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Tso's rocks.

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Post subject: Re: Best Fortune Cookie
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 6:52 pm
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goose63 wrote:
"In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments, only consequences"

You know the proper way to read fortune cookies is to add the phrase "in bed" at the end, right?

Therefore...

In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments, only consequences in bed. :shock:

8)

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"to relieve all stress in life, get a cat."

read properly:

to relieve all stress in life, get a cat in bed. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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