I think I figured it out -- his posts are actually the long-lost-and-never-published verses for Cream's "Pressed Rat And Warthog" (from the "Goodbye" album).



Arjay

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"Here's why reliability is job one: A great sounding amp that breaks down goes from being a favorite piece of gear to a useless piece of crap in less time than it takes to read this sentence." -- BRUCE ZINKY

My thoughts, exactly....
A new kind of troll....

Don't feed him.

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

Ah.. I remember this thread. How did this come up again?

My best guess is he speaks Tamarian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANvlLcOTy6M&feature=related

Fender.. In the shop. When the strings played.

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You've done something stupid SK, and I will say a word ....two words in fact.

PASSIVE TROLL

Well, when two people love one another they sometimes want to express that love in a physical way. When that happens, the woman will often say, "Why don't you mix us a drink while I slip into something more comfortable..."

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Good Vibes To Y'all!



Screamin' Armadillos
Texas Roadhouse Music
Guitar/Slide Guitar/Harp/Vocals

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Ahhhhow i remembr Mr.Oxfords EPIC RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allen when will u strike again?

I would much rather Allenoxford's cryptic postings than those demented ramblings of crap o smelly any day-won't give him the satisfaction of putting his real name up here.Keep 'em coming and keep us guessing Allen you're a gem.

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.