I just saw this on, of all places, my local Craigslist musicians community and it gave me a nice little chuckle.


How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?





One... he holds it up and the whole world revolves around him.

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“All music is folk music, I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.” Louis Armstrong

I always thought it took 3, one to do it and two to argue over how hendrix would have done it.

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Rated "M" for meaty.

No, It take 100 to screw one in.

1 to screw the bulb in the 99 to stand back and say how they could have done it better.

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Marriage is like playing cards...

At first all you want are Hearts and Diamonds.

But in the end, all you really want is a Club and a Spade.

Nope, just one if I decide to do it and allow the universe to revolve around me at that time.

Now I've got that out the way I'll just go back to playing the rhythm.

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No no and no

And another to argue that Clapton would have done it better than Jimi!

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Stagemaster
Roadhouse Strat
Epi Traditional Pro Les Paul
Ovation Celeb
Esteban Celestial Night(nicely tweeked)
Blackheart tube amp

With all that universal revolving goin on, I suppose the musician holdin' the bulb got shocked