The best one liner I ever saw here was

'It's like sex in prison. It's gonna be rough, but you know you're gonna get it'.

A toss up between favourite signature lines.

Chet's
Come to the darkside. We have cookies.

Or MThorns
Cooler than the other side of the pillow.

One Christmas, off to see my eldest daughters nativity play. I parked up, the missus insisted we had to walk all the way round the school to where the kids go in. My reply, 'nonsense, I'm no schoolkid'. Off we went through the main reception doors, right by where we'd parked the car. Just as we walked in I was amazed to discover they'd just started letting parents into the hall. We had unintentionally pushed to the front of the cue.
As I strolled off to the hallway, in front of everyone, I couldn't help myself I had to say it. 'Cooler than the other side of the pillow'. Whilst nonchalantly sauntering towards the hall at the head of a line of parents who'd been hanging around in the rain on a cold dark December night.

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No no and no

It is in use now on JamSession!

And my favorite"
If I agreed with you, We would both be wrong!

Thank God I'm an atheist.

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.

I read a book by that title. It was about traveling in Mexico.

Tons of them on here :

http://www.taglinesgalore.com/tags/alphalist.html

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!

my favorite from there:
zippers -- little alligators of ecstasy

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Favorite bands:

Melvins
The Jesus Lizard
Cows
Big Business
R***man
Minutemen
Flight
Minor Threat
Big Black
Shellac
Karp
Scratch Acid
Wipers
Pixies

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.