Kids ringing my doorbell

Twelvebar · **Posted:** Sat Sep 25, 2010 9:48 pm

nikininja wrote:

Not if you live 100 odd miles away and have to drive there with this bag of burning poo stinking up the passenger seat and making you cough a lot.

I reckon the target of the prank would enjoy many a evening chortling at that joke. The only downside of it on their part would be having to hoover up ashes, and maybe wipe the grey smear from round the letterbox.

Best light the bag of burning dogeedoo as you reach their doorstep, not your's 12B.

Just too lazy to type out a play by play! :wink:

Flaming Dog Poop has to be one of the best ever. We did it to a neighbor for the exact same reason as as Guitslinger did to his.

My dad used to talk about moving the outhouses back on the path, on the neighbors farm so someone making a late night run would get a nasty surprise in the dark. :shock:

scarleg · **Posted:** Sat Sep 25, 2010 11:32 pm

We used to duct tape the double door knobs together so they couldn't open the door.Old man got pissed when he said that if there was a fire and he couldn't get his disabled wife or kids out ,that heads would role.Needless to say that stopped immediately and I got in trouble by my parents BIGTIME.I was good fun though

jeebus · **Joined:** Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:35 pm **Posts:** 1296

we did this stuff all the time when i was a kid. but.....we didn't have playstation, myspace, tweeter, facebook, etc.
kids are just plain lazy these days. hope noone gets shot.

ripitup555 · **Posted:** Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:09 pm

Nah you have to !@$ these thing's in the bud, once you start chasing them like your neighbour their thrill is even greater, you have to catch them just before like Clint :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7X2_V60 ... re=related :lol:

nikininja · **Posted:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:44 am

jeffo46 wrote:

I have to put up with Jehovah Witnesses on a weekly basis in my nieghborhood. They're worse than hookers with a welfare check on a crack binge. The last time they knocked on my door, I politely asked them to leave, and 2 minutes later they rang again and asked me if I would reconsider. At this point I was starting to lose my patience and threatened to call the police if they didn't leave. They said they couldn't because they were doing "God's Work"! I imm ediately went and got my dog KoKo who is a part Lab/Pit Bull mix and is very protective of me. She weighs around 65 lbs and is all solid muscle. When she saw these freaks, she started barking and they started getting scared, so I told them that I was a practicing satanist and this was one of my hounds of hell, and that if they didn't get off of my property, I was going to let her loose. Well, I never seen a bunch of old hags haul $@! so fast in my life. I was laughing so hard, I thought I was going to piss my pants.

My best response to them.
"I'm exceptionally busy, I don't have time to talk to you. Can you just leave me the magazines and I'll have a read of em when I have time".

Take the magazine, close the door, bin the magazine.
Your doing a service to humanity. They only have so many mags in their bag. If you take it and bin it, some poor sap without the sense to see through their lies may get it.
Sorry to say Jeff, it looks like you're on their doorbell list. My missus was mates with a couple of gals at school who went on to become JW's. She being the exact opposite of me is a nice person. When them two knock the door, shes friendly and welcoming, believing them to be friends. No amount of explaining will get it through her head that their not friends. She is just a easy target for them to fill their weekly quota of doorbells.
Consequently we get others looking to save our souls knocking the door too.
Theres loads of good strategies on deprogramming them. You'll literaly see them shake if you can engage one of em deeply enough. All in all not a pleasant experience though.
http://www.bible.ca/jw-questions.htm

The best one I ever asked em was, "In AD50'ish the church at Ephesius was 30,000 strong. The Apostle Paul had numerous churches of either the same or greater numbers. Then you had the other apostles churches of the time too. Totaling easily more than the 144,000 let into Heaven number you claim to be concrete. Considering that, why are the first 144000 members of the watchtower society since the time of Charles Taze Russell the only ones allowed to take communion or get into Heaven?"

The one they like to be asked is "Which language scholars advocate the new world translation?" Make sure you have a print out of their denouncments of it to hand.
http://www.freeminds.org/doctrine/bible/translators-of-the-new-world-translation.html
Intresting note. Most of the scholars listed on this page denounced the NWT as abhorrent, are the ones JW's claim support it's accuracy.
http://www.geocities.co.jp/HeartLand-Gaien/6470/NWT-hyoban2.html

Like I say though Jeff. Nothing works on em. Best deal with em quickly, maybe occasionaly let em know how upset you are that they keep disturbing you. Bin the propoganda and leave em to their misery.

ClassicRock92 · **Posted:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:25 am

I got a boiling kettle thrown out a window at me for trick or treating when I was 13 so I've learn't that cherry knocking would probably end with a Rottweiler stuck to my $@! :lol:

peterp · **Posted:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:20 am

Look up motion detecting sprinkler

Really works well on the nostop stream of weekend visits from the solicitors for selling power/gas/magazine/religion subscriptions. And anyone sneaking up to ding the dong if you leave it turned on.

Best to mount it up high out of reach facing down

eccentric0 · **Joined:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:39 pm **Posts:** 684

Deluxe Matt wrote:

Late at night on the weekends kids have been ringing the doorbell and running. No big deal to me, I laugh it off. I did the same crap as a kid. My neighbor on the other hand is very mad. He has hooked up a camera to take the picture of anyone that rings his doorbell. lol. As long as their not doing property damage or theft I don't mind a prank now and then. One neighbor chased them with a gun. That is a little extreme. You can't shoot kids for ringing the doorbell. Do you all get pranked?

Got to love american culture lol

nikininja · **Posted:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:44 am

eccentric0 wrote:

Deluxe Matt wrote:

One neighbor chased them with a gun. That is a little extreme. You can't shoot kids for ringing the doorbell. Do you all get pranked?

Got to love american culture lol

Or Tipton!

Rebelsoul · **Posted:** Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:03 am

Knocking on doors and running got me into some of the worst trouble ever when I was a kid,a cranky old neighbor who we didn't even mess with,told everybody he saw us peeking into windows,which was a lie....man,did we ever get a beating.
It was a good lesson in that kids were not believed when it was their word against an adult's...maybe things have changed some since the '60s.

rkreisher · **Posted:** Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:38 am

As long as there is no property damage, I do no mind pranks. Mailbox baseball ticks me off. I replace my mailbox at least once a year.

Deluxe Matt · **Posted:** Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:50 pm

rkreisher wrote:

As long as there is no property damage, I do no mind pranks. Mailbox baseball ticks me off. I replace my mailbox at least once a year.

You should fill it with concrete. That will learn'em.

nikininja · **Posted:** Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:02 pm

Deluxe Matt wrote:

That will learn'em.

Hahaha

Derby way by any chance Matt?

jayro · **Joined:** Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:59 pm **Posts:** 395

bill948 wrote:

Kids, heres the ultimate hate your neighbor... Halloween trick

Get yourself a giant tub of cheap peanut butter, add half dozen eggs, mix well...

under the cover of darkness, spread this mix into your victims window screens... this is nearly impossible to get out, and after a couple days the eggs rot, and stink to high heaven.... This little "prank' got me grounded for two weeks and no allowance for two months... but man what a laugh!

Well that was almost 40 years ago... When were talking old school.. we still laugh about that one

Dont trick or treat my house,Bill..... :shock:

jayro · **Joined:** Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:59 pm **Posts:** 395

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFBFVVouDB8

not really a Halloween prank, (unless think Casper) but i enjoyed it.... :wink:

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