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gridlok
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When you throw a vuvuzela out the window and it hits an accordion.



This was in the paper this morning and it made me chuckle. Applogies to any accordion players.

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And apologies for misspelling, "apologies." :oops:
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gridlok wrote:
Applogies to any accordion players.


What about the vuvuzuela players? They are just as skilled!

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Love it!

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Boffer wrote:
gridlok wrote:
Applogies to any accordion players.


What about the vuvuzuela players? They are just as skilled!


+1. :D
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lmho!that's funny :D

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Q: What's the difference between a vuvuzela and accordian and an onion?
A: You cry when you chop up an onion.

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guitslinger wrote:
Q: What's the difference between a vuvuzela and accordian and an onion?
A: You cry when you chop up an onion.
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never apologize to an accordian player- they should be apologizing to us :lol:

i grew up in a big polish family. they all wanted me to play accordian, but my dad took me for guitar lessons instead. the family wasn't thrilled.

for this, i think my dad is the smartest guy i know. to this day i can't listen to accordian music.
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vuvuzuela? Isn't that part of the female anatomy?

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lol! me and my cousin bought vuvuzelas at iparty... so fun to be obnoxious :lol:

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every time i think of the accordian, a picture comes in my mind. a large guy playing "lady of spain" ouch- my ears are hurting
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Where Irish music is huge here just about every household-except ours-has at least one button accordion and I've absolutely reached my saturation point with accordion music.Everywhere you go there's some yamyock sitting in a chair playing "Black Velvet Band" or some other over played nugget on accordion,I'm to the point thatI wish that accordions and their players would all spontaniously combust.Having said that I love the Pogues,The Cheiftans and Celtic Woman.

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to be fair to accordion players, guitarists spend half their time tuning up, and the other half playing out of tune

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