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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 10:17 pm
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the staue of liberty is actually holding the book
"the most interesting man in the world" the nevin autobiography,
first edition.

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Nevin's team of chiropodist's have a lucrative trade in the far east for powdered Nevin nail clippings


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Nevin is The Stig.

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Here's some covers Nevin used to do, but doesn't play anymore due to the following reasons:

Freebird-During a concert in Chile, a 30 yard wide pterodactyl was reincarnated and caused quite a ruckus.
Texas Flood-After a concert in Central Texas 2001, 30+ inches of rain fell and caused $1 billion dollars worth of damage.
Let's Get It On-This cover in LA resulted in acts of PDA (public display of affection) so profound and obscene I am not allowed to go into detail on this forum.
Crosstown Traffic-Let to a 175% spike in the recorded acts of road rage.

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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:28 pm
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Nevin's first guitar is going up on auction and Sothebys is expecting that it will bring in more than Blackie,The Woodstock Strat,Buddy Holly's Strat and Peter Green's Les Paul combined.

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nevin has his own guitar, the nevin paul
back in the day, he started riots throughout the crowd cause of his sheer awesomness

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bottles of nevin mojo are being traded on the black market.
if he wipes his face with a towel while sweating, the towel gains extreme
value. the only catch is the value drops as the towel drys.
ya gotta be quick.

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One of Nevin's picks was recently traded for the original Mona Lisa. The person who got the pick felt he got quite a bargain.

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nevins fet hand is solid proof that the hand is quicker than the eye.
its been said that his fret hand travels the neck at speeds unheard of, by those that actually lived to tell the tale.
actually, theres a disclaimer on this forum that lets us know that
the forum was created so we can be even closer to nevin as he every so often graces us with his presence.

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nevin's doorbell plays hideaway and you can adjust the volume.
time magazine's "100 greatest moments" all included nevin.
rollingstones top 100 all also included nevin.
its been released that nevin has been asked to do a wheaties box cover.
when nevin tells his roadies to jump, they dont ask how high, they ask when they can come down.
myth busters did a show on tornados. it was found that most tornados
are a result from nevins leslie speakers.
shark week will be postponed next yr for nevin week.
"killroy was here" was replaced by "nevin will be here".
nike's slogan "just do it" will be replaced by "been there done it" on the new nevin edition shoes.
tiger woods called nevin to see if he had any left over chics he could barrow.
when comparing sizes with ron jeremy, nevin pulled out just enough to beat him.
the beastie boys gave their license to ill to nevin.
the new cologne "nevin", costs more than you have to spend.
nevin really does live on easy street.
the great northern light are actually nevins ora.
Lioyds of london couldnt afford to insure nevins hands.
stonehenge was actually created for folks in the back row at a nevin show
to set on so they too could marvel.
at christmas the children rather seat on nevins lap.
nevins tubes are the size of scuba tanks.
when asked what goes in hard and comes out soft and sticky,
nevins reply was "bubblegum".

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Anyone who tries to learn Nevin's songs gets so stressed that their heads explode... usually before the 10th note.

Nevin has a bigger amp than the one seen on Back to the Future.

Chuck Berry would have called the song Nevin B. Goode, but Nevin sued, saying he was too "goode" for Chuck Berry.

Nevin does not need an amp when he plays. he merely plugs his guitar into the ground and the highly distorted music plays down from the heavens.

Nevin can play the 24th fret on a Strat.

Nevin can play Voodoo Chile with his teeth. That is, picking with his hand and fretting with his teeth.

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j_rockr91 wrote:


Nevin can play the 24th fret on a Strat.

-Jake :P


jake

you need to get your nevin facts straight. nevins strats have 27.5 frets bro.

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way cool jr wrote:
j_rockr91 wrote:


Nevin can play the 24th fret on a Strat.

-Jake :P


jake

you need to get your nevin facts straight. nevins strats have 27.5 frets bro.


Doh! of course! how could i be so dumb?

well, i guess i'd better go into the witness protection program, for i have insulted Nevin.

-Jake :P

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j_rockr91 wrote:

Doh! of course! how could i be so dumb?

well, i guess i'd better go into the witness protection program, for i have insulted Nevin.

-Jake :P



jake jake jake,

nevin IS the witness relocation program. hide in your man cave, yes the one with nevin wallpaper. :P

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way to blow it man! now he knows about the Nevin-wallpapered man cave! i have no choice now but to buy a boat and ship out to sea, hoping to find an uncharted island where i'll be safe from Nevin's wrath for at least five years.

-Jake :P

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