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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:31 pm
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Nevin's fingernail clippings are legal tender in many Pacific Islands. Once, when he lost a fingernail, the economies of those islands nearly cratered overnight. He corrected that problem by injecting some of his toenail clippings into their currency flow, thus creating a new "standard."

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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:15 pm
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Nevin recently cornered the market in Bear repelant ( covers all big and small ) all that's req'd is a signed photograph of Nevins stern looking raised eyebrow, now available at all hunting and outdoorsy type outlets.
We should never fear the wilderness again, Thank you Nevin


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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:24 pm
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There was a plan to change the guitar from a six-string to a five-string instrument.

Instead of E-A-D-G-B-E, the plan was to change the strings to N-E-V-I-N. Even though this would reduce the amount of strings, it would simultaneously open up infinite new chordal possibilities.

Unfortunately, Nevin is the only person who can stretch his fingers far enough to cover 18 frets at one time, so the plan was immediately dropped and only one prototype was ever made. Nevin keeps it in his vault along with the guitar Jimi burned at Woodstock when he realized he could never play like Nevin.


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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:03 pm
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Nevin found my virginity, and gave it back!

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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:23 pm
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Nevin can set intonation by mental telepathy....

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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:13 pm
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Nevin found my virginity, and gave it back!



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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:46 pm
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The canadian Government are thinking of swapping the maple leaf for a picture of Nevin with a strat....

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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:59 pm
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The canadian Government are thinking of swapping the maple leaf for a picture of Nevin with a strat....

In sweat pants, no less!

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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:12 pm
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Nevin samples hold the record for withdrawals from fertility clinics, so much so that the Government had to stop the amount of orders filled. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:38 am
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Nevin samples hold the record for withdrawals from fertility clinics, so much so that the Government had to stop the amount of orders filled. :lol:

Though all of those millions of withdrawals were fulfilled with a single mighty donation...

(Ew. I think I just yukked myself out with that one...)

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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:19 pm
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Ceri wrote:
cvilleira wrote:
Nevin samples hold the record for withdrawals from fertility clinics, so much so that the Government had to stop the amount of orders filled. :lol:

Though all of those millions of withdrawals were fulfilled with a single mighty donation...

(Ew. I think I just yukked myself out with that one...)

Cheers - C

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Think of the specimen jar!

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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:52 pm
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Think of the specimen jar!



I'd rather not :!: :!: :!: :!:


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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:55 pm
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Screamin' Armadillo wrote:
Ceri wrote:
cvilleira wrote:
Nevin samples hold the record for withdrawals from fertility clinics, so much so that the Government had to stop the amount of orders filled. :lol:

Though all of those millions of withdrawals were fulfilled with a single mighty donation...

(Ew. I think I just yukked myself out with that one...)

Cheers - C

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Think of the specimen jar!


It's not much actually.....just one little guy in there but women just have to be in the same room to get pregnant!!! SUch is the power of Nevin's seed............... :shock:

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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:09 pm
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cvilleira wrote:
Nevin samples hold the record for withdrawals from fertility clinics, so much so that the Government had to stop the amount of orders filled. :lol:

Why was Nevin withdrawing all that ..um..err..stuff. 8)

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Post subject: Re: The Legend Of Nevin
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:05 pm
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Ceri wrote:
cvilleira wrote:
Nevin samples hold the record for withdrawals from fertility clinics, so much so that the Government had to stop the amount of orders filled. :lol:

Though all of those millions of withdrawals were fulfilled with a single mighty donation...

(Ew. I think I just yukked myself out with that one...)

Cheers - C


Damn, son. You've got me up-chucky urpy. Look, I've turned green. :mrgreen:


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