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:lol: This thread is too funny!!


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Nevin didn't get into the Rock and Roll of Fame. They are currently in the process of building a Nevin Hall of Fame next door that will be 2x the size of the old hall and house 1/4 of Nevin's gear.
Nevin stopped playing the blues in 1929 after the concert he played for Wall Street resulted in the Great Depression.
Nevin was once challenged to write the greatest song in the world. He succeeded, and then proceeded to write 200 more that were better than that one.
Jimi Hendrix could play the guitar with his teeth. Nevin could play freebird with his teeth while skydiving and playing with a paddleball with his other hand.
Nevin sells out stadiums at the mere mention of his name on the radio. Even if he isn't playing there.

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-He was the closing act at concerts he never attended

-He sold his soul to the devil, but realizing it diminished his skills, demanded a refund

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He once told a man, that if he was going to build a guitar, give it the beautiful curves of a woman, and to make sure the input jack was... "up front" :wink:

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I should really stop but I just keep thinking of more ^^

Nevin was a womanizer in his younger years, after he got tired of that scene he sold his house with all of his "acquaintances" to a man named Hugh Heffner.
Nevin got all of the wood for his guitars in a dense forest in the hills of California, an area now known as Death Valley.
Nevin once missed a note, and at the same time discovered pinch harmonics.
Nevin didn't learn music theory, rather he wrote the laws of music.
Nevin was a prodigy in his younger days, by 3 weeks of age he was a professional.
The Devil used to have guitar contests, but after Nevin beat him he switched to fiddles.
Nevin has never lost a bet due to the fact he's never lost.

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God! I have to start writing some of these down...they are hilarious!

Nevin, I've never met you or know your history on this forum ( I only know of a few of your posts. They all seemed good to me. ) but you have obviously made an impression on some of these folk.

Though "With friends like these..."

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on July 20, 1969, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on Apollo 11 landed safely on the moon and found Nevin gathering moon rocks for his world renowned galactic rock collection

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while snorkeling at the barrier reef off of the coast of Australia, a school of Great White Sharks was seen video recording his movements.

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he defeated chess master Bobby Fisher at the Moscow chess championships with both eyes closed.

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when nevin turns his nose up, it stops raining.

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when asked, by a good friend of his, to join the ranks of his friends Major League baseball team so they would have a chance at the pennant that year, he beat Hank Aarons home run record, in the pre-season.

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its world known that nevin is themans man, however, its least known that nevin is the eagle scouts eagle scout.

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rob zombie wrote more human than human in nevins honor.

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actually, it was nevin that slammed in the back of robs dragula.

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Capo wrote:
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Nevin stopped playing the blues in 1929 after the concert he played for Wall Street resulted in the Great Depression.


I just can't get past that one.
I just keep laughing....
LOL!!!
It's the definitive response!!!

Thanks Capo!

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