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guitslinger
Post subject: First sign of dementia in men
PostPosted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:00 pm
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The first sign of dementia in a man is forgeting to pull up your fly after taking a tinkle.
The second sign is forgeting to pull your fly down before taking a tinkle.

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Post subject: Re: First sign of dementia in men
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guitslinger wrote:
The first sign of dementia in a man is forgeting to pull up your fly after taking a tinkle.
The second sign is forgeting to pull your fly down before taking a tinkle.


No, the first sign is asking your girlfriend to marry you and thinking she will never change.......

And it not like to need to remember anything anyways, SHE will always remember it the correct way....no matter how it really happened.
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Re above all comments, OhOh......

Also wandering out and buying more guitars, because you forgot you already did that. :twisted:

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i thought the first sign was when you say "i do"

not speaking for myself of course. my wife of 27 years always understood my jones for music :D
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The first sign is buying a guitar exactly like one that you already own. :?

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Post subject: Re: First sign of dementia in men
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guitslinger wrote:
The first sign of dementia in a man is forgeting to pull up your fly after taking a tinkle.
The second sign is forgeting to pull your fly down before taking a tinkle.


I heard 3 guys complaining the other day when I was visiting my uncle at the retirement home. The first guy said "I'm 68 years old and I'd give anything just to be able to take a decent pee anymore."
The second guy said, "That's nothing, I'm 78 and I just wish I could take a decent crap once in a while."
The third guy just looked at them and said "You guys have it easy, I'm 88 and every day at 5:00 a.m. I take a healthy pee and crap." The other guys looked puzzled and asked what was the problem with that. Then the third guy looks back at them sadly and says, "I don't wake up until 6:00"

The mind is the 2nd thing to go ... can't remember the first ...

Look to Mel Gibson's recent antics for other examples of dimentia...

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Post subject: Re: First sign of dementia in men
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No, the first sign is asking your girlfriend to marry you and thinking she will never change.......

.......you can leave out the 'thinking she will never change'
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And it not like to need to remember anything anyways, SHE will always remember it the correct way....no matter how it really happened.

........which is the second reason for my first observation. :wink:

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...............left speechless, are you :!: :shock:

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...............left speechless, are you :!: :shock:


Sorry Doc, mind wandered off there for a second, what were we talking about :roll: :wink:
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