When he was a small boy he broke the land speed record with his tricycle

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When he attended the centuries old tradition the "Running of the Bulls" in Pamplona, Spain, the Bulls ran away from him.

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

Porn stars go on the internet to stare at pictures of him.

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If you were stuck in an elevator with him, you wouldn't want to be rescued.

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

Haha, I cracked up at that one!!
Very clever.

Oh, and by the way, AWESOME signature.

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"If it's planned, it's boring." - Freddie Mercury

his business card says " I'll call you"

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.