His mama didn't raise no flippen queers. No way.
(That's why he had to go live with his aunt)

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

It never to early to start beefing up your obituary.

Stay Thirsty My Friend!

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken.

If he wanted to...he could reverse Global Warming by sleeping in the dessert for one night...

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

He knows Victoria's secret.

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

He has his very own zip code.

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.

He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he won.

If a tree fell in the forest and he wasn't there not only would he hear it fall but he would chop it up for firewood and plant a new tree in its place.

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"There is more to life than increasing its speed." Mahatma Gandhi

Owner of:
-2008 American Standard Strat in Candy Cola Red
-Vibro-Champ XD
-Fender CD-60 Acoustic (Sunburst)

arn't these jokes basicaly the same thing as Chuck Norris jokes?

His beard alone has experience more then a lesser mans whole body!

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

He is the only man Chuck Norris truly fears.

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

Vampires want to be bitten by him.

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

Not really, there are in the same vain, but with Chuck Norris joke it's more like....

There is no such thing as extinction, there are only species Chuck Norris lets live.

Chuck Norris does not believe there is periodic table, he only believes in the element of surprise.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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Marriage is like playing cards...

At first all you want are Hearts and Diamonds.

But in the end, all you really want is a Club and a Spade.

Ricky Martin is quoted as saying,
“Oh my God. When I was 12, I waited in line for four hours to get his autograph.”

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

When a Rose farts, it smells like him.

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