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It never to early to start beefing up your obituary.

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If he wanted to...he could reverse Global Warming by sleeping in the dessert for one night...

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He knows Victoria's secret.

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He has his very own zip code.

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If a tree fell in the forest and he wasn't there not only would he hear it fall but he would chop it up for firewood and plant a new tree in its place.

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arn't these jokes basicaly the same thing as Chuck Norris jokes?


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His beard alone has experience more then a lesser mans whole body!

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He is the only man Chuck Norris truly fears.

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Vampires want to be bitten by him.

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Tanner1994 wrote:
arn't these jokes basicaly the same thing as Chuck Norris jokes?


Not really, there are in the same vain, but with Chuck Norris joke it's more like....

There is no such thing as extinction, there are only species Chuck Norris lets live.

Chuck Norris does not believe there is periodic table, he only believes in the element of surprise.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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“Oh my God. When I was 12, I waited in line for four hours to get his autograph.”

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