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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 2:59 pm
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I stay away from fortune cookies, too much sugar.

Its not the sugar i dont like, its there taste....ugggh

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I take my fortunes and place them between the strings above the nut on my guitar for good luck. :)

I also carry a four-leaf clover and a lucky two-dollar bill in my wallet too for extra luck.

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jimbo612 wrote:
I take my fortunes and place them between the strings above the nut on my guitar for good luck. :)

I also carry a four-leaf clover and a lucky two-dollar bill in my wallet too for extra luck.


i found a patch of four leaf clovers in a taco bell drivethru once!!! i didnt do anything tho, i just got my food and left.

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Posted: Thu May 27, 2010 2:27 pm
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I just one in my shirt pocket from last weekend...

"How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand" :?


PS - the food was lousy too!

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I once got a fortune cookie that didn't even have a fortune, just the Chinese translation for potsticker.


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I got an empty fortune cookie the other day. Wonder what the implications of that may be....

My dad always used to read his and say "Help, I'm a prisoner in a Chinese Bakery". Got old.

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10,000 is unlucky number. :?

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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:58 am
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An interesting musical opportunity is in your near future.

....when reading the inserts in fortune cookies....add the words "in bed" to the end of sentence. :idea: Makes for interesting after dinnner entertainment. :P
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