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Post subject: Re: Guitarist Related Graffiti
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:58 pm
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U2Scott wrote:
"Mommy! Mommy! I want to be a guitarist when I grow up!"
"Now Johnny, you know you can't do both."


I read this on Friday, and I still don't get it. :shock: :(


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Post subject: Re: Guitarist Related Graffiti
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:24 pm
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Sandwich wrote:
U2Scott wrote:
"Mommy! Mommy! I want to be a guitarist when I grow up!"
"Now Johnny, you know you can't do both."


I read this on Friday, and I still don't get it. :shock: :(


I think he means he can't grow up, and be a guitarist...
It is one or the other,,, grow up,,, or be a guitarist...

Just my take on it...

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Post subject: Re: Guitarist Related Graffiti
Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:30 pm
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Rasputan2 wrote:
Sandwich wrote:
U2Scott wrote:
"Mommy! Mommy! I want to be a guitarist when I grow up!"
"Now Johnny, you know you can't do both."


I read this on Friday, and I still don't get it. :shock: :(


I think he means he can't grow up, and be a guitarist...
It is one or the other,,, grow up,,, or be a guitarist...

Just my take on it...

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Rasputan2


That's my tahe too! Great clean joke BTW!


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Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 5:34 pm
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Here's some of my favorite graffiti:

http://www.stratcollector.com/images/news/crashsmall.gif


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Post subject: Re: Guitarist Related Graffiti
Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:41 am
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Rasputan2 wrote:
Sandwich wrote:
U2Scott wrote:
"Mommy! Mommy! I want to be a guitarist when I grow up!"
"Now Johnny, you know you can't do both."


I read this on Friday, and I still don't get it. :shock: :(


I think he means he can't grow up, and be a guitarist...
It is one or the other,,, grow up,,, or be a guitarist...

Just my take on it...

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Rasputan2


I thought of that, but I didn't think that that was the punchline. lol


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Post subject: Re: Guitarist Related Graffiti
Posted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 6:35 pm
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Sandwich wrote:
Rasputan2 wrote:
Sandwich wrote:
U2Scott wrote:
"Mommy! Mommy! I want to be a guitarist when I grow up!"
"Now Johnny, you know you can't do both."


I read this on Friday, and I still don't get it. :shock: :(


I think he means he can't grow up, and be a guitarist...
It is one or the other,,, grow up,,, or be a guitarist...

Just my take on it...

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Rasputan2


I thought of that, but I didn't think that that was the punchline. lol


Why not--it hits home sometimes.

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Q - How do you make a guitarist play quieter?

A - Put sheet music in front of him.



Q - How do you make him stop?

A - Put notes on it.

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hahahahahahah oh man! those are great!! and I especially like this one

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There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either.


hahahah that's great!!!!

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cryingstrat wrote:
Q - How do you make a guitarist play quieter?

A - Put sheet music in front of him.



Q - How do you make him stop?

A - Put notes on it.

So true... :D

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Four - one to drop it, and three to "Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it uuup!"

*note, unless you've listened to 2nd-3rd wave ska, you won't get it, sorry. :P

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Posted: Mon May 19, 2008 2:23 pm
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