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When meeting Link Wray, one of your heroes, thou shalt not shout at him (because he was very hard of hearing), 'wow, we thought you were dead!'

Luckily he laughed and replied, 'No, I'm not dead.'

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SolidBody- One thousand times!!!! Jeez, man. I'm still seeing 'trails' from my
few 'adventures'. I hope you dont drive at night....
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Thou shalt not on reaching middle age with receding hairline attempt to keep the same style of your youth with the aid of comb over, it's not nice or clever :lol:
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Thou shalt not on reaching middle age with receding hairline attempt to keep the same style of your youth with the aid of comb over, it's not nice or clever :lol:


Nor shall you grow out the back to compensate for the loss in the front! :lol:

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yodacaster wrote:
ripitup555 wrote:
Thou shalt not on reaching middle age with receding hairline attempt to keep the same style of your youth with the aid of comb over, it's not nice or clever :lol:


Nor shall you grow out the back to compensate for the loss in the front! :lol:


Grooming kits gentlemen, grooming kits, spider farming in nostrils not 8) all those legs sticking out :lol:
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According to my lovely spouse... Thou shall not, at age 44, go out and have thy manly ear pierced! ... but I did it anyway and that was 12 years ago. :lol:

She was mad as a wet hornet! There's a saying... "If Momma ain't happy... ain't nobody happy!" :shock:

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edit: I can't believe I had the wrong age there at first! I forgot I was 44, not 48, when I did it! :oops:

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Thou shall not think "how bad could pepper spray really be" and decide to try it out.

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Thou shalt not drive thy car around police barriers during a torrential downpour into a raging river that used to be New Market road...

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Thou shalt not drive thy car around police barriers during a torrential downpour into a raging river that used to be New Market road...


Oops, Taxi for Kong :lol: :lol:
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Thou shall not set thy backside on a 700 pound motorcycle after drinking Jäeger-bombs all night at the Full Throttle Saloon! :oops:

I made it back to camp... but it wasn't pretty. One poor S.O.B. not far ahead of us drew the attention of the police and they were too busy putting the cuffs on him to pay us much heed. A close call indeed! :shock:

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Thou shall not pee into the wind while standing on the downside of a hill...

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Thou shall not steal the lead guitarist riffs and give them to the other guy who plays guitar just to impress girls. :x

Man I'm mad at our lead singer...

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Thou shall not steal the lead guitarist riffs and give them to the other guy who plays guitar just to impress girls. :x

Man I'm mad at our lead singer...


Sounds he's got some issues with LSD....


Lead Singers Disease! :P

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Sounds he's got some issues with LSD....


Lead Singers Disease!


So true! He's my best friend but it drives me nuts sometimes... Lately I been keeping all of my ideas to myself... I'm tired of playing nothing while the other guy sits around and looks cool with the stuff I made.

Anyways... before I go too far on a forum... Thou shall not ever offer to carry the band's stuff again... and then be the only guy to show up at the gig to set everything up

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Thou shalt not, with friend go to pee on a wall behind a dumpster without first making sure it isn't a window to the dancefloor of a giant country bar. :wink:
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