Thou shall not change amplifier power tubes before unplugging the Amp…

Cheers
Bill

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(80’s Hair Metal) = A snapshot in time before Grunge ruined Rock & Roll forever!!!!

Thou shall not consume LSD, mushrooms, and 2ce all at once on the 4th of July and set off bottle rockets out of an apartment window.


Bad Idea.

After drinking heavily at a pub while watching your friend's band play covers, thou shalt not say yes to your "friend" the guitarist who asks you to play "You Shook Me All Night Long" when he gets a cramp - lest ye be laughed at mightily.

thou shall not turn your amp up soo loud the walls rattle...well at least when your parents are at home

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"being a rock star is the intersection of who you are, and who you want to be." -Slash

Not a problem. I AM the parent!



Thou shall not scare the dogs with feedback!

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You're only as strong as
the drinks you pour,
the tables you dance on,
and the friends you roll with.

Though of course if you are the bass player ...

... thou shall not get into a LOUD war with the drummer.

Don't offer to pay for a limo for your son and his girlfriend to their high school formal and then act surprised when your wife tells you he wants a stretch hummer so a bunch of his mates and their girlfriends can come along too.

Thou shalt not give the Queen a wedgie.

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.

Thou shalt not hit on the boss's underage daughter.

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Ignorance IS bliss - and I am the happiest person here!

Thou shat not think thou art tres' beaucoup knowlegeable, THE expert...

...on anything.

Thou shall not attempt to boost a car and put the booster cables on the opposite terminals of the battery and get a good ZAP!

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Thou shall not let your Daughter or Sister date Ben Roethlisberger

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

Thou shall not throw a red bull bottle above your friends head and it smashes on the wall and your friend gets glass pieces all over him......(very funny story)

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riley

Thou shall not try and show off and play a difficult passage without warming up first.

When a friend begs you to play through his NEW peavey amp and be suitably impressed by how great it sounds, thou shalt not turn everything on 10 to get that Link Wray sound - and blow it up instantly. not, not, not...

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"...Compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees, I am an Apeman."