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Thou shall not consume LSD, mushrooms, and 2ce all at once on the 4th of July and set off bottle rockets out of an apartment window.


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After drinking heavily at a pub while watching your friend's band play covers, thou shalt not say yes to your "friend" the guitarist who asks you to play "You Shook Me All Night Long" when he gets a cramp - lest ye be laughed at mightily.


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thou shall not turn your amp up soo loud the walls rattle...well at least when your parents are at home :wink:

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guitargirl93 wrote:
thou shall not turn your amp up soo loud the walls rattle...well at least when your parents are at home :wink:


Not a problem. I AM the parent! :lol: :lol:



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Thou shalt not get into a wattage war with the bass player.


Though of course if you are the bass player ...

... thou shall not get into a LOUD war with the drummer.


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Don't offer to pay for a limo for your son and his girlfriend to their high school formal and then act surprised when your wife tells you he wants a stretch hummer so a bunch of his mates and their girlfriends can come along too.


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When a friend begs you to play through his NEW peavey amp and be suitably impressed by how great it sounds, thou shalt not turn everything on 10 to get that Link Wray sound - and blow it up instantly. not, not, not...

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