A thread where we can list all those little dumb things we did that we shouldn't have... so that others may laugh at.... excuse me... so that others may LEARN from our mistakes! Yeah, that's it, so others can learn!

I'll start...

Thou shall not step on thy cord and pull it from the jack in the guitar!

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You're only as strong as
the drinks you pour,
the tables you dance on,
and the friends you roll with.

thou shalt not trip 1000 times on LSD or any other powerful Psychedelic substance.

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

Thou shalt not get into a wattage war with the bass player.

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"Life is like eating jalapenos. What you do today may burn your arse tomorrow"

Thou shalt not heed nor recite infallible web dogma.

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You dig?

Eeeek!

Thou shall not take financial advice from a pink unicorn no matter how shiny their hoofs are....

Thou shall not change your guitar strings without wearing eye protection (damm near lost my right eye....safety first kids)

Enjoy!

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Pending Greatness

+1 well said

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"Life is like eating jalapenos. What you do today may burn your arse tomorrow"

We are both firm believers in this!!! Should have said all 3 of us!!

Thou shall not brag up thy Behringer or Bugera amp before you learn they are regarded better as toilet seats by the tone mongers.

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You're only as strong as
the drinks you pour,
the tables you dance on,
and the friends you roll with.

Thou shalt not practice Pete Townshend style windmills in a phonebooth.

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'65 Strat,65 Mustang,65 Jaguar,4 more Strats,3 vintage Vox guitars,5 Vox amps,'69 Bassman with a '68 2-15 Bassman cab,36 guitars total-15asst'd amps total,2 vintage '60s Hammond organs & a myriad of effects-with a few rare vintage ones.

Is this something you have actually done? If so... how the Hades did you ever get a guitar in there in the first place?

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You're only as strong as
the drinks you pour,
the tables you dance on,
and the friends you roll with.

Thou shalt not toss cigarette butts in urinals for they become soggy and are difficult to light.

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You dig?

Doh!! I forgot to water my fret sprouts today!!!

thou shalt not over consume alcoholic delights whilst attempting your performance to the masses

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Life is like a sh*t sandwich. The more bread you have, the less sh*t you have to eat.

Thou Shalt Not write more sappy love songs. It's all been said already so just stop.

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"Life is like eating jalapenos. What you do today may burn your arse tomorrow"

Thou shall not hit a man with glasses.....hit them with a bat instead..

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Pending Greatness