I’m Afraid of snakes, and strippers over 50


Cheers
Bill

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I'm afraid of Americans,
I'm afraid of the world,
I'm afraid I can't help it,
I'm afraid I can't.......

Them saber tooth crotch crickets will get you every time!

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Even worse, cricket crotches of old strippers on the top of the Empire State Building with a giant spider crawling up the side.

Oh, and John Mayer!

CC

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Yikes...I have Phobophobia.

Check out this list of phobia's :

http://phobialist.com/reverse.html

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If anyone throws up in my vicinity, I'm done for days. I use to work in an ER laboratory where I was often close to patients. I started having nightmares. I don't know what it is, but the sight, sound and smell freaks me out. Blood and guts however are no problem. Go figure.

Annapolis area?

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Wow! Fears! Let's talk about demons! We've all got them.

I hate snakes!! I hate them! They are so...well snakes! God, what ugly creatures!

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"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

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\What a mean thing to say about a harmless animal. They only harm you if your invading its territory or bothering it. I like snakes.

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Mean?! Not if you almost had a close encounter with the species! Poison ones! Yes, they harm you if you invade their territory, but you can't always know you're invading it, can you?!

Nevertheless, I guess I am afraid of raptiles! And everything else with no legs! You asked what I was afraid of, there it is! Snakes!
But, please note that I am not afraid of them out of ignorance. I've read about them a bit, to try to get over that fear, but...I just don't like them.

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"If you're on a path that's beaten, it's not your path." Joseph Campbell

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

"All that is impossible remains to be achieved."
Jules Verne

www.stratcollector.com

I'm partially a germaphobic. I wash my hands many times a day, especially when I'm preparing food and about to eat it. I mean, I see kids at school drop something on the cafeteria table and then pick it up and eat it, and they didn't even wash their hands in the first place. And they wonder why they get sick so often, my God!!
And even after going to the bathroom, I see TOO many kids not wash their hands with soap. They think, "Oh, just a two-second rinse is good! Hey, mind if I have some of those chips? Thanks!" and they stick their crap-hand into the chip bag.

It just irks me to no end. O_<

I'm also quite afraid of crawling into small spaces. Like, I'll REFUSE to go and do those cave-crawl things where you and a group of other people go into a cave and crawl through those TINY passage-ways on your stomach. It just freaks me out, and I always think I'll get stuck or whatever I'm crawling under will give way and crush me.
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Yeah, it really freaks me out.

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Im pretty sure my fears are the weirdest by far....don't even ask why im scared of these things but i am, i just can't help it.

1. Parasites (worms, maggets, ear wigs, etc.)
2. 18 wheelers
3. crash test dummies (they scare the s*** outa me!)
4. heights
5. iron lungs (probley the weirdest haha)
6. Micheal Myers
7. people who escape jail
8. snakes

And thats about everything...i think...

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Crash test dummies!! Never heard of that one before!

Is there any reason why you're afraid of them, though? Like, an event that freaked you out when you were younger?

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No not really, they just scare me! Like when I see a car commerical & they use crash test dummies 2 show how safe the car is, i flip out!! I really don't know why haha! but trust me they r scary

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"being a rock star is the intersection of who you are, and who you want to be." -Slash

So if Michael Myers was arrested for neglecting his pet snake until it developed worms and they put him in jail, then he escaped from jail and stole an 18 wheeler from the factory that still had a crash test dummy in the passenger seat, crashed it over a high cliff and ended up in an iron lung it would be your worst day ever?

I guess it would be Myers' worst day ever too...

I hate spiders that jump.