Over the years I've heard or seen where some of our favorite artists have said some interesting things. I was thinking it might be fun to post some of these quotes in one thread for all to behold!

I'll start with a quote from Ritchie Blackmore

"... Jeff Beck is my idol .. sometimes he finds notes that I just do not have on my guitar. Frank Zappa's another one .. I loved Frank Zappa ... I do think Van Halen reinvented the guitar ... he's an excellent musician, a shrewd guitarist and as a person he's wonderful..." - Ritchie Blackmore

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"I started out with nothing, and still have most of it"

i dont know if this was what you were looking for so i took a shot at it and got some "interesting" things John Mayer said.


John Mayer :"The only man I’ve kissed is Perez Hilton. It was New Year’s Eve and I decided to go out and destroy myself. I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can outgay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody—almost as if I hated fags. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long."


John Mayer again :"My di** is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fu***n’ David Duke $@!&. I’m going to start dating separately from my di**.


and one more time, Mr. John Mayer: "
Because I want to show her I’m not like every other guy. Because I hate other men. When I’m fu***** you, I’m trying to fu** every man who’s ever fu**** you, but in his as*, so you’ll say “No one’s ever done that to me in bed.”

"Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel".Jimi Hendrix.............. Mike

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The blues ain't nothin but a good man feelin bad.

WOW!!! Those are some intersting quotes there Tanner.

Cant say I'm all that suprised to learn that JM spends so much time contemplating and commenting on his sexuality.

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"I started out with nothing, and still have most of it"

i almost pi55ed myself

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Melvins
The Jesus Lizard
Cows
Big Business
R***man
Minutemen
Flight
Minor Threat
Big Black
Shellac
Karp
Scratch Acid
Wipers
Pixies

heres another one by john mayer "When I watch porn, if it’s not hot enough, I’ll make up backstories in my mind. My biggest dream is to write pornography."

and another from John Mayer: "If Jennifer Aniston knows how to use BitTorrent I’ll eat my fu****g shoe"

That's pretty sad, John Mayer. Pretty sad.

This is a favorite quote of mine from Les Paul about his guitar philosophy:

Now I need to take a piece of wood and make it sound like the railroad track, but I also had to make it beautiful and lovable so that a person playing it would think of it in terms of his mistress, a bartender, his wife, a good psychiatrist - whatever.

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Digitech RP50
One WORKING Pro Junior

Ill be sure to teach her to use it next time im talking to her.

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Rated "M" for meaty.

frank zappa had loads
kill ugy radio (music)

all the good musics already been done by guys in wigs n stuff

just a couple for now

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"Just because you can write 'em, don't mean you can play 'em"

Joe Walsh

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"If I'd have known I would have to do this next song so many times I would have written something else"

Joe Walsh

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I didn't Lose my mind, I traded it for this guitar.

Mayer is wild mango passion fruit berry blast h0m0 after all those commentaries.

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Blues with a feeling.

GUILD GUITARS: MADE TO BE PLAYED!

"I don't advocate the use of drugs but I know that they've always worked for me." Hunter S. Thompson

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"Let's see those f**kers figure that one out"-John Lennon after recording "I Am The Walrus"

Jeff Beck telling that his mother told him "If you ever get professional jealousy your losing it.Dont criticize anybody else till you know you can do better. And even then, dont do it.