Step Brothers

"I'm Ron Burgendy?"

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I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk...

anchorman

would you give a man a foot massage?

Pulp Fiction

"Nah - calling it your job don't make it right, Boss. "

Cool Hand Luke


Sedgwick: Danny, do you speak Russian?
Danny: A little, but only one sentence.
Sedgwick: Well, let me have it, mate.
Danny: Ya vas lyublyu.
Sedgwick: Ya ya vas...
Danny: Lyublyu.
Sedgwick: Lyubliu? Ya vas lyubliu. Ya vas lyublyu. What's it mean?
Danny: I love you.
Sedgwick: Love you. What bloody good is that?
Danny: I don't know, I wasn't going to use it myself.

The Great Escape.

"It's show time...!"

Cheers - C

All That Jazz

"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes. Go."

Mad Max

"This is my boomstick"

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"Life is like eating jalapenos. What you do today may burn your arse tomorrow"

Army of Darkness

Travelling through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, boy!

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Star Wars


"I don't think I've ever seen an idiot actually blither before."

High Crusade

Will Munny: Who's the fellow owns this s***hole?
[pause]
Will Munny: You, fat man. Speak up.
Skinny Dubois: Uh, I... I own this establishment. I bought the place from Greeley for a thousand dollars.
[Will levels the shotgun, and speaks to someone standing behind Skinny]
Will Munny: You better clear outta there.
Man: Yes, sir.
[scampers out of the way]
Little Bill Daggett: Just hold it right there. Hold it...!
[Will shoots Skinny. Screaming, the women scatter upstairs]
Little Bill Daggett: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a $@!&*! You just shot an unarmed man!
Will Munny: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend.

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I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk...

Unforgiven


Yeah, John, but when the Pirates of the Caribbean broke down, the pirates didn't try to EAT the tourists!

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

Jurassic Park


Sue Lor: There's a ton of food.
Walt Kowalski: Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog.
Sue Lor: No worries, we only eat cats.

Gran Torino



In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

the Good, The Bad and The Ugly

"That's fu@kin' blasphemy. Elvis wasn't a Cajun. "

The Commitments

"I'm not even supposed to be here today."

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