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When gear catalogs from MF, AMS and Sweetwater are to you what Cosmo is to women... :lol:


Uh-oh...I am in trouble. I have MF, Sweetwater, and GC proudly on my coffee table. I go through them when they come in, and replace the old ones when the next one comes in. It is my back up when the net goes down...gotta have my guitar fix.

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LOL!! So what you're saying is ...

When Fender Frontline becomes more important than Victoria's Secret?

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...when you've been recording and playing in the studio for nearly 30 hours and as soon as you get home you log on to the Fender Forum with an acoustic on your lap instead of going to bed.

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fenderstrat1963 wrote:
Every time someone mentions "tuna fish" you think of the same dumb joke


I must not be familiar with this joke, please explain..... :D

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GloryToGod24 wrote:
fenderstrat1963 wrote:
Every time someone mentions "tuna fish" you think of the same dumb joke


I must not be familiar with this joke, please explain..... :D

Q: What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

A: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! :)

There's also an REO Speedwagon album with that name:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can_Tune_a_Piano_but_You_Can%27t_Tuna_Fish


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fenderstrat1963 wrote:
GloryToGod24 wrote:
fenderstrat1963 wrote:
Every time someone mentions "tuna fish" you think of the same dumb joke


I must not be familiar with this joke, please explain..... :D

Q: What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

A: You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! :)

There's also an REO Speedwagon album with that name:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Can_Tune_a_Piano_but_You_Can%27t_Tuna_Fish


Haha, thanks for letting me know! :D

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GloryToGod24 wrote:
Haha, thanks for letting me know! :D

No problem :) Also, you know you're a guitar addict when you tell jokes like this to your wife when she's thinking of buying a banjo:

Q: What's the difference between a banjo & a ukulele?

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