1. When someone mentions their pickup, you ask if's a single coil or a humbucker.

when you buy a mustang only 6 months after getting a new dean

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Favorite bands:

Melvins
The Jesus Lizard
Cows
Big Business
R***man
Minutemen
Flight
Minor Threat
Big Black
Shellac
Karp
Scratch Acid
Wipers
Pixies

....When you stop playing and think, "Ok, i'm not going to play it for another 2 hours.....".........About 2 minuts later your back on it.

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riley

you have more gear than you can play in an entire month but youe still shopping....and still buying

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(80’s Hair Metal) = A snapshot in time before Grunge ruined Rock & Roll forever!!!!

When you dream riff's, wake up and they dont sound too bad.

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No no and no

Your gear is worth more than the vehicle you're driving.

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I traded my car in for a microphone.

Instead of Z's, you catch a few f's.

All mine seem to be Db's

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No no and no

As in Fender.

When someone talks about a "cord" and you instinctively think of a "chord".

It happens to me WAY too often.

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"If it's planned, it's boring." - Freddie Mercury

Get me that chord over there!

"Want an E or an F sharp?"

You find that almost any conversationn you are in can lead to guitars, or music.

When you go to Rock and Roller Coaster at Disney World and you know every guitar and amp in the studio they have set up on the waiting line, you talk about it, and people look at you like you are nuts!

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Current Gear: Ron Kirn Barnbuster Tele,
Marshall: 1971 SuperLead 100>1997 1960-TV, bunch of pedals
and a 1987 Porsche 911 Carrera coupe named Veronica

Every time someone mentions "tuna fish" you think of the same dumb joke

when the value of your gear outways the value of your playing.