Tourist asks Irishman " why do divers always fall out the boat backwards".

Because, the Irishman answers ," if the fell forwards they'd still be in the feck'n boat"

OK, that was funny!!

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You dig?

Tourist asks Irishman " why do divers always fall out the boat backwards".

Because, the Irishman answers ," if the fell forwards they'd still be in the feck'n boat"

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

Why is there no mouse flavoured cat food
Why do sheep never shrink in the rain

Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

What do you call a drummer who's just broken up with his girlfriend?



....Homeless....

As there are some folks terrified of flying why do they insist on naming the building the Terminal.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!

Ok, macabre joke time...


A friend once asked me how I like my women,
I said like my coffee.....


Ground up and in the freezer....

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!

Wife bought her mother some new roll on deoderant while she was staying with us, instructions said remove cap and push up bottom, she could barely walk in the end but the room smelled lovely whenever she farted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2N1mBsEdM

Cheers - C

I spilled spot remover on my dog.................now he's gone.

a little boy walks up to his mother and asks, "mom, why do brides wear white?"

"well," she answers, "it's a symbol of purity, and goodness." the boy then walks to his father and asks the same question.

"well, son" the father answers, "it's an old tradition. back in the old days, all household appliances came in white."

okay that was bad

-Jake

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"I don't care how good you are, how fast you are. You ain't good enough no lessin' you got the soul." -Hubert Sumlin

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:

"HEBREWS"