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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:53 am
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You worried about someone coming for your new Malibu? :lol:


I'm more worried about our proposed ammendment to law that allows you to kill a intruder in defense. All it means is that anyone who's prepared to break into your house is prepared to kill to defend themselves.

Anyway there were so many Malibu's ordered at Namm that I have to wait for mine to be built (a good sign).

Lets hope they take all the time they need. Seriously. :wink:


Thats a VERY good point!

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I love this picture mclmk8d :!:

It speaks a thousand words.

They would be amazing deterrent, unless you are a fool.

"...Some say they get the name pinscher due to their scissor like bite. With 42 perfectly placed teeth they pack a bite like no other. These teeth will pinch and cut your skin at the same time. They bite and run, bite and run. Do not misunderstand though they don't run far, just out of the victims reach. Their speed is lighting fast, making them hard to catch or grab..."

"My understanding from a friend who owns a pair of dobermans, they bite and turn their head while tearing, then they repeat the process...bad news for an intruder."


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I love this picture mclmk8d :!:

It speaks a thousand words.

They would be amazing deterrent, unless you are a fool.

"...Some say they get the name pinscher due to their scissor like bite. With 42 perfectly placed teeth they pack a bite like no other. These teeth will pinch and cut your skin at the same time. They bite and run, bite and run. Do not misunderstand though they don't run far, just out of the victims reach. Their speed is lighting fast, making them hard to catch or grab..."

"My understanding from a friend who owns a pair of dobermans, they bite and turn their head while tearing, then they repeat the process...bad news for an intruder."
Other breeds may tear you apart, but only a Doberman will do a triple back flip and catch a frisbee before ripping out your throat!! :wink: :wink:

J/K i love dobies.

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Twelvebar wrote:
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mclmk8d wrote:
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I love this picture mclmk8d :!:

It speaks a thousand words.

They would be amazing deterrent, unless you are a fool.

"...Some say they get the name pinscher due to their scissor like bite. With 42 perfectly placed teeth they pack a bite like no other. These teeth will pinch and cut your skin at the same time. They bite and run, bite and run. Do not misunderstand though they don't run far, just out of the victims reach. Their speed is lighting fast, making them hard to catch or grab..."

"My understanding from a friend who owns a pair of dobermans, they bite and turn their head while tearing, then they repeat the process...bad news for an intruder."
Other breeds may tear you apart, but only a Doberman will do a triple back flip and catch a frisbee before ripping out your throat!! :wink: :wink:

J/K i love dobies.


LOL :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :D


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The Dobbies are impressive, I would think twice, hmmm maybe even thrice :lol: However there are other just as handy breeds, in the guard dog sense. You break in to my gaff, prepare to meet this bad boy!
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After you've robbed all my guits, he will insist on a belly rub.
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I sleep safe at night, stop laughing at the back! He really can be a good guard dog :lol:


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Yeah, I've got some serious security as well.[img][img]http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk16/gridloktu/DSCN1094.jpg[/img][/img]

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All these dog pics, feel another Tommy Cooper joke coming

Man walks into vets with his doberman says, Doc, I think my dogs cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?
doc lifts him up looks at his eyes, checks his teeth and says, I'm going to have to put him down !
What, says the man, just because he has cross eyes !
No he's just very heavy


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Dogs as security is not a good idea for dog lovers in the UK. The law is completely geared against you, should your dog defend you or your home. If your dog bites someone, or has 2 serious 3 minor reports of its behaviour towards people or other dogs. The dog can be terminated as a vicious/nuisance animal. Luckily theres a bit of common sense in a lot of these cases. I'd hate to be the dog owner who got the judge who'd just had a argument with his missus though.

My muts big and has big shiny teeth. He's not fooling anyone though. He used to follow the kids when they were learning to walk. They'd fall over, he'd stand over em and they'd grab him by the ruff to pull emselves back up.
He's softer than I am, its a great deterent just to have him around though.
Height of summer enjoying a freestanding aircon unit, i bought just to keep him cool. Snow dogs really suffer in heat.

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