When catching someone caught short & releiving themselves outdoors

"Put half of that back in your scaring the horses "

a few scottish ones
away an bile yir heed
yir heeds a pun a mince
ya bawbag
ahm away tae the cludgie
your gien me the boak by the way

I'm homesick now!! Ya bawbag!

CC

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shut it ya dobber ye sorry mate

lol, get it right roon ye ya bas!

CC

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roon ye , must be a toonie ,kin yir d*** touch yir a*** ? aye , well away an take a f+++ tea yirsel ya muppet ye thats how we say it ootside glesga , yours affectionatly
Alan

lol, you sussed ahm a Weedgie then? Brilliant! I wanna watch Still Game now and get ma Scotland top on!

CC

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I happened to mention to someone the other day that I am 60 this year, he replied;
'Well you know what they say? when you turn 60, never trust a fart'.

One for the brits. Remember Dell boy?
'He's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp'.

caledonia's calling and now i'm going home home is where the heart is mate , but a good swally and a listen to frankies classic and it'll bring a tear tae a gless een

CC
you will have to email me what these mean...LOL...I can only imagine!
ABS

Here's a NY one...If dumb were dirt you would have enough to cover an acre.

translation time
away an bile yir heed = go and boil your head
yir heeds a pun a mince = your mind / brain is a pound of minced beef
ya bawbag = slang for scrotum ,very derogitive
ahm away tae the cludgie = i'm going to the bathroom
your gien me the boak by the way = your making me feel sick by the way
all tranlations done by bawbag translations

When emptying your bladder:

'I'm going to shake hands with the unemployed.'

'I'm off to drain the dragon.'

And another very common Australian phrase for the same thing-

'I'm going to take a slash.'

I don't know where that last one comes from, but it gave us all a few laughs when the guitarist from Guns N Roses decided to call himself a name that means Piss over here!

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"...Compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees, I am an Apeman."

Busier than a one-armed bayman(derogatory NL term equivalent to hillbilly)with two woodstoves on a cold night.
If I wanted listen to an arsehole I'd fart.

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