Recent one from Blerties - as exited as a frog in a sock

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Angry as a bag of cats
Mad as a box of frogs
As daft as a brush

must be loads more..........

It's as hot as two mice crackin' in a wool sock...

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Hey, Boy Blue is back!

Like a fat kid eats cake.......... Mike

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The blues ain't nothin but a good man feelin bad.

I'll have to censer some of mine a bit here:

"I'm sicker than a can of smashed @$$holes"

"Man I feel like hammered $h!t"

~ queer as a football bat

~So and so is so old, when they fart dust comes out!


Odd sayings is one of the best parts of living in the south!

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"I started out with nothing, and still have most of it"

Colder than a witches tit on a windy night.

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-Kirk

GUITARS
'12 Sonoran Acoustic - black (dated 10/31/12)
'13 Standard Strat
AMP
Vox ac4c1-bl
PEDALS
Compressor
Big Muff
Vox Stomplab 1G
Carbon Copy Delay

I tell you what. I'm fixin' to tell y'all some good ol' Texas expressions:

It's colder than a frog.
That rain's a real frog-strangler.
I been busier than a one-legged man in an ^$$-kickin' contest.
He was on it like a duck on a junebug (or like white on rice).
What time is it? Oh, 'bout a freckle past a hair.
Well, dip me in $#!+ and roll me in nuts!
If my grandma had wheels, she'd be a cart.
Don't piss on my boots and tell me it's rainin'.
I got rode hard and put away wet.
That dog won't hunt.
He's all hat and no cattle.
That boy is dumber than a sack of wet mice.
That boy is dumber than two short boards nailed together.
That boy's as useless as the +!+$ on a boar hog.
That boy's nuttier than squirrel $#!+.
That boy's got such big teeth, he could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence (or an apple through a tennis racket).

And the universal Texas expression that precedes and absolves any insult: Bless his heart...

And yes, I do use all of these expressions...

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I really like all them "Aster" guitars. You know, like the Stratoc, Telec and Jazzm.

So?.....sew buttons on a brass balloon...

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I Can't Explain

Uglier than a sack of touch-holes!

A couple bricks shy of a solid wall.

On her own private tropical vacation! (woman having hot flashes)

If I wanted any shyt outta you, I'd squeeze your head.

from Australia:

He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock.

(roos = kangaroos
paddock = field)

He's a couple of tins short of a six pack.

don't come the raw prawn with me.

Let's get a few beers for Ron.
(that's 'later on', with a lazy Aussie accent which ends up sounding like 'later ron')

He's dumber than a box full of hammers.

She bangs like a dunny door.
( a dunny is a backyard WC, and this delightful phrase describes a woman who, um, has great enthusiasm for sex.)

Were up s##$t creek in a barbed wire canoe.

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"...Compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees, I am an Apeman."

crookeder than a dogs hind leg

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.

That's as low as Whale $h!t. ( done someone wrong )

A needle dick bug $uc&er ( low life )

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

Another Texas expression I use:

That's more wrong than two boys under a blanket.

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I really like all them "Aster" guitars. You know, like the Stratoc, Telec and Jazzm.

In Britain union leader Rodney Bickerstaff came up with a nice variation on a well worn saying. Of 1970s Prime Minister Ted Heath he said:

"I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire."

I get good use out of that one...

Cheers - C

- If my grandma had a di@# she would be a granddad. (usually when someone talks about some "what if" discussion...)

- Needle in the haystack
- He is poorer than the church mice
- Too many chiefs and no indians

(have to be a high school student to appreciate these)


Off like a prom dress!

I'll drop you like second period French!