Found this one in a guitar store Ad in a well known magazine describing a vintage Strat: "Unplayed original condition, sounds fantastic, one of our favourites". How do they know how good it sounds if it's never been played?!?

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MIM Std Tele, MIM HSS Strat, Homemade Mongrel Tele, Blues Jr, Champ600, coupla pedals...sweeeet!

Previously Loved Great Axe - the finish is cracked, when i fret certain spots it makes a weird popping sound, and i more than likely ran over it in my truck several times while drunk

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Favorite bands:

Melvins
The Jesus Lizard
Cows
Big Business
R***man
Minutemen
Flight
Minor Threat
Big Black
Shellac
Karp
Scratch Acid
Wipers
Pixies

Customized (tip of the hat to strato) - I should have left it stock, now that I have screwed up, I want to unload it.

Just Unreal - This can be applied to sound, feel, mojo, or whtever else. It translates to: I have 10 guitars and I like this one the least.

I think it may be refinished. - I refinished it and realize I messed up big time.

Only used in a smoke free studio. - The studio doesn't smoke, but I do, and so does the whole band.

In "Pristine" condition.- The salesman saw me coming a mile out, laid his best razzle dazzle on me, convicing me that i MUST have this axe right now, before some other smart buyer snaps this once in a lifetime deal up! So I bought this P.O.S! on a pressured impulse buy, without trying it out. It was Purchased used, which of course also meant as is, no return, so it stays pristine, as it is so hopelessly messed up it will remain impossible to play forever, as it would cost several times as much to get it even remotely close to playable, as it costed new.

"Case queen".- See In "pristine" condition.

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I believe in Christianity as i believe that the sun has risen. not only because i see it, but because by it, i see everything else. C.S. Lewis

Great list, I could think of one

one of the first one hundred of these guitars produced
( actually one of thousands, this one has a different sticker on the headstock)

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you can save the world with your guitar one love song at a time it's just better, more fun, easier with a fender solid body electric guitar or electric bass guitar.