Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus is my all time most despised piece of sonic trash. I believe it should only be played in Poison Control Centers to help induce vomiting. I would rather have a carnivorous earwig inserted into my ear than have to listen to that steaming pile of mulletized dookie just one more time. I think it was one of those confidential interrogation techniques used at Guantanamo Bay to play that song over and over again until the prisoner would talk. I know I would squeal after the third or fourth time, I could not bear the pain it would have on my ears. Maybe when I grow old that song will come on and I go through my usual fit of anger when I will have a heart attack due to high blood pressure and die. I believe that would be known as irony. Maybe I can see if the Health Department can put a permanent ban on that song as it imposes a serious risk to those with acceptable musical tastes. It's extreme degree of outright suckage is only rivaled by other epic pieces of musical defecation, such as "We built this City" by Jefferson Starship. Songs I believe should be in permanent unending quarantine unless evil aliens attack and can only be defeated by bad music, in that case I would make an exception.

All them Disney singers, especially them damn jonas brothers. My sister always has them on. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH turn it off!!!
Its just horrrible, i cant stand it.




Now its time to turn up some Pink Floyd

Everything by Nirvana
Almost everything by Green Day