or from jabberwokey - the scene with michael palin and the beggar:
"look, you've cut off you own left foot!"
how did you know it was my left foot... are you a doctor?"
"NOOO!"
"I saw a doctor once, but he didn't see me... i was hiding."

and of course john clease as the taunting french soldier in the holy grail...
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"
and...
"i told him we already gut one..."

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Cheers - C

Transformers (1986):

Unicron (Orson Welles): 'I have summoned you here for a purpose.'

Megatron (Frank Welker): 'Nobody summons Megatron!'

Unicron: 'Then it pleases me to be the first....'

Same movie:

Starscream (Chris Latta): 'Who disrupts my coronation?!?!?'

Galvatron (Leonard Nimoy): 'Coronation Starscream?? This is bad comedy!'


Ghostbusters (1985):

Dr Raymond Stanz (Dan Akroyd): 'Listen!! Do you smell something?'


Natural Born Killers (1994):

Mickey Knox (Woody Harrelson): 'The moment of realisation is worth a thousand prayers.'

CC

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Mark Walberg from "The Departed"...

"I'm the guy that does his job... You must be the other guy!"

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I love the smell of hot vacuum tubes in the morning...

Oh, don't forget this one...

Say hello to my little friend. - Tony Montanna

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb"
Batman in the 1966 Batman movie.

"Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government."
Dennis in Monty Python & the Holy Grail.

"This one goes to 11"
Nigel Tufnel in This is Spinal Tap

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It wasn't Willy-Nilly, it was at crows.

"Just once in my life I'd like to say that I've shot at an educated man." - Gus McCrae, Lonesome Dove.

Where Eagles Dare: great title track, insanely stupid story line.

As the "plot twists" sequence takes one ludicrous turn after another at one point Clint Eastwood says to Richard Burton; "What the hell are you talking about?"

A minute later one of the German officers says; "This is preposterous!"

Finally Clint says; "Major, right now you've got me about as confused as I ever hope to be..."

I'm with both of them!!

Cheers - C

Sheriff Buford T. Justice

" There is no way.. NO WAY that you could come from my loins. When I get home the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth!"

I laugh uncontrollably every time I see that scene!!!!

James T. Kirk in Star Trek VI

"No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space".

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Ignorance IS bliss - and I am the happiest person here!

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."

Capt. Geoffrey T. Spaulding (Groucho Marx) Animal Crackers



"A boy's best friend is his mother." Norman Bates

Was that not from IV?

CC

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Blackstar HT-5

"What we got here is failure to communicate" from Cool Hand Luke

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The time has gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say.

Anchorman:

Ron Burgundy: I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
Veronica Corningstone: Really.
Ron Burgundy: People know me.
Veronica Corningstone: Well, I'm very happy for you.
Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.