A man's gotta know his limitations

Dirty Harry.

I use it to get out of all kinds of chores.

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No no and no

"You guys got fat while everybody starved on the streets; It's my turn"

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I got a black cat bone, I got a mojo too.

Elementary!!!!

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The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

Thomas Jefferson

Heres one from Animal House.

Dean Wormer - "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

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"My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives." Blazing Saddles...

Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven

..."Any man don't want to get killed, better clear on out the back"

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From Inglorious Basterds:

Lt. Aldo Raine: My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Nazis. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a $@!&* we find wearin' a Nazi uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

The Basterds: YES, SIR!

Lt. Aldo Raine: That's what I like to hear. But I got a word of warning for all you would-be warriors. When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'.


Lt. Aldo Raine: You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, Business is a-boomin'.

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I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk...

[quote="Kong"]Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven

..."Any man don't want to get killed, better clear on out the back"[/quote

ooh ooh and the other classic one from that film

" I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks"

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No no and no

Ach.. just watch "The Big Lebowski", that movie is just too quotable for me.

WELEASE WODGAH!!

Stwike him Centuwian! Vewwy Woughly!

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Just think of how awesome a guitar player you could have been by now if you had only spent the last 10 years practicing instead of obsessing over pickups and roasted maple necks.

Pretty much anything Sledgehammer says:


Or anything that is said on South Park...

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RAMA LAMA FA FA FA

Sonny:

"What are you gonna do? Nice college boy, didn't want to get mixed up in the family business, and now you want to gun down a police captain? What cuz he slapped you around a little bit? Do you think this is like the army where you shoot em from a mile away? You gotta get up close like this and BADA BING you get brains all over your nice Ivy League suit. You're taking this very personally..."

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"sorry, better make that five coffins...


"you mean... take care of her???...

"i need a vacation" the terminator

josey wales: "whenever i get to likin' somebody, they ain't around long...
lone watie: seems whenever you get to DIS-likin' somebody, they ain't around for long neither."

odd ball: "always with the negative waves, moriarti... can't you ever say anything righteous and hopeful for a change?" (kelly's heroes)

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"All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health - what have the Romans ever done for us?"

"...Brought peace?"

"Oh peace! Shut up!!"

Or just about any other line from Life Of Brian.

Cheers - C

Some of my favorites are from DeNiro's characters :

"You learned the two greatest thing in life, never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.”

“You'll have time to rest when you're dead.”

“There's nothing more ironic or contradictory than life itself.”

“There is a certain combination of anarchy and discipline in the way I work.”

“I think Hollywood has a class system. The actors are like the inmates, but the truth is they're running the asylum.”

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Being able to play and enjoy music is a gift that's often taken for granted.

Don't leave home without it!