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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:04 am
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I need to add this that I just found. Its stunning, like it was written by Finbar Saunders for anyone that reads Viz. (utter smut)


http://tinyurl.com/ml5pmu


Nonnig you need to click this link


HEHEHE :lol:

I first heard about this town in an Australian travel show named Backpackers. They found out that the town can't afford to replace all the town name signs (it's a small community) that kept being stolen by english speaken tourists. So backpackers offered to keep a guard on it for one night... and the day after they stole the sign :lol:


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Ceri wrote:
Wetwang
Bonkle
Cockermouth
Giggleswick
Ugley (with its famous Ulgey Women's Institute)
Badgers Bottom
Butt Hill
Lickey End
Crapstone
Muffworthy
Piddlehinton
Upper Thong
Thrashbush


Unfortunatly you missed the best two which are Shitterton and Twatt


There see - people thought I was being rude, but really I was discreetly censoring the filthiest ones... :wink:

Anyway. I'm going to turn on my amp...

Cheers - C

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There's a place in donegal called muff. And you absolutely must follow this link ... http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/

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There's a place in donegal called muff. And you absolutely must follow this link ... http://www.muffdivingclub.ie/


I am so joining. I can be there in 6 hours.

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Meat Packer :lol:

- a wholesaler in the meat-packing business

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Lake Titicaca, on the border of Peru and Bolivia is one I always smiled for when I would hear it or read it

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My bro was watchin women's volleyball the other day (purely innocent reasons, promise) and there were two players called takeshita and cacashita i've been told !

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Anything to do with the g-string, really.

It's bad, I know.


haha same here! :lol:

p.s. there are no dirty words, just dirty minds :lol: :lol:

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I forgot completely about Muff having a diving club!

:lol:

Fancy a trip up to Donegal binterz?

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That gets my vote.

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Or how about the basics of golf:

You pull your putter out of a heavy bag, tee up your balls and then you whack your balls into grass holes.


Don't forget the ball washer! :oops:

I've been a plumber for ten years now and I still get embarrassed when I have to tell some house wife that they need a new cockhole cover, or "the leak was from this rotten nipple"


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